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How to Install a Wireless Security System in Four Easy Steps.
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really
big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike
and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb
the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed".

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