oneslowgun

"Here are a few things to remember about me:

I hate bullies.

I hold grudges.

I have utterly no sense of proportion.

I'm thinking being polite to me is the wiser course of action..."
Deanimator, THR 9/06

"How did you get so good with a gun?"
"I read a book.... It came with the gun."

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy ...

-Ambrose Bierce-
"The Devil's Dictionary"