Static in RCBS funnel

I'm not old, but I either:
1) wash with dishsoap, don't rinse (leave the soap), pat dry;
2) wipe with a dryer sheet; or
3) run a pound of powder through it.

I stuff a drier sheet in the hopper when I'm done using them. After some time it seems that's no longer needed, at least for me.

I went to a metal Al funnel (Hardcore Billet) since these do not have a static problem.

Some plastics are just bad. Used drier sheets are your friend and controlling humidity. I run a dehumidifier in my shop to keep all my expensive equipment from rusting.

Dish soap, no rinse, air dry.

You could steal your wife's Static Guard and drift some down in there. It works really well and smells good.
Just don't get caught.

After the laundry is done drying I take the dryer sheets, works great
J

Brush the inside with Graphite