Bandit67
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Shove a pressurized scuba tank into their pinchers/mouth, say "Smile you S.O.B." and shoot the tank with the handgun or rifle of your choice.
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Whatever I used, it would have to ensure that the ant dropped the girl directly into my arms, undamaged (O.K. her shoulder strap could be torn) and very grateful.
He's the man for the job.....as long as he's not denied critical need-to-know information.We could always just hire Burt Gummer...
"I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."He's the man for the job.....as long as he's not denied critical need-to-know information.
"Come on you apes. You want to live forever?!"
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For real weapons I'd want a 30mm gatling gun off an a-10 mounted on a truck.
For real weapons I'd want a 30mm gatling gun off an a-10 mounted on a truck.
Valid point, guess I would have to settle for a 30mm chain gun like the one Oshkosh was going to put on the JLTV.Heh! Have you seriously thought about the recoil consequences of firing a truck mounted 30 mm gatling off an A-10 from a truck platform?
Since this type of thing only happens when you are out between BFnowhere and BFnowhere else, and you and your girlfriend, that is, the pretty girl who ends up with a torn shoulder strap, are generally not prepared for anything before your five window Chevy konks out, I'd be most likely to have with me one or more of a Ruger Mk II (.22lr), a Glock 29 (10mm Auto), a SMLE No. 2 Mk lll, and maybe one of several shotguns (12 gauge). I figure I'd have to use strategy and ammo sparingly until I could make Molotov Cocktails and finish them with fire.