FL-NC
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Mrs. Fl-NC just arrived back home from her shift at Lowes, where she works. A guy pulls up to the garden section in his truck. Gets out, and dons a complete white HAZMAT suit and respirator (with no filters) and walks inside. An employee (not Mrs Fl-NC) asks HAZMAT guy what his project is, and did he need any assistance. He told the employee that he needed to be directed to the lock section, as he needed to replace all of the locks on his house, since the government is going to confiscate all of his guns as part of the COVID-19 protocol- (presumably, he A- thinks they already have keys to his house, and B- isn't aware that the gov't has the ability to enter his house through other means besides using a key). I asked Mrs. Fl-NC what happened next, and she said that the employee told him where to find the locks.