This is actually a good post despite the very silly and unlikely constraints because it's an interesting mental excercise. The crazy thing is I was pondering it earlier and realized that this is exactly how our school manages other things such as thermostat controls and our defibrillator, so maybe it's not too out there.
I orginally suggested shotguns not because they're ideal or even good for the situation, but rather because they're effective and cheap. Schools aren't going to spring for anything that costs very much. They'd stick Hi Point carbines in those boxes if they thought they could get away with it. They'd buy a $500 lockbox and put a $150 gun in it all right...
The M1 Carbine is the right kind of thinking, but come on, schools are not going to go buy milsurps for this any more than police agencies are.
Frangible ammunition is prudent here in any event, but honestly defeating overpenetration outright is not going to happen, and will not matter so much because the terrorist's body is going to take a great deal of the kinetic energy out of whatever we shoot into it anyway.
Oh yes with our college degrees and stiff minimum GPA requirements we need the simplest devices possible.
My Texas CHL says I'm licensed to carry one of those super advanced and complicated bottom feeder things, but that's too complicated for me, I don't know how I ever qualified with it. I'm one of those dumbass "left leaning teachers with next to no training".
You know what screw the whole thing and just put a bucket of rocks in the faculty lounge.
The sheer amount of disrespect and hatred for the American educator on this forum is just astonishing.
I orginally suggested shotguns not because they're ideal or even good for the situation, but rather because they're effective and cheap. Schools aren't going to spring for anything that costs very much. They'd stick Hi Point carbines in those boxes if they thought they could get away with it. They'd buy a $500 lockbox and put a $150 gun in it all right...
The M1 Carbine is the right kind of thinking, but come on, schools are not going to go buy milsurps for this any more than police agencies are.
Frangible ammunition is prudent here in any event, but honestly defeating overpenetration outright is not going to happen, and will not matter so much because the terrorist's body is going to take a great deal of the kinetic energy out of whatever we shoot into it anyway.
So simple even a teacher who probably doesn't like guns anyway can understand how to operate it, plus little chance of malfunction caused by the operator or the firearm.
Spraying the place with 00 buck or automatic pistol or rifle fire would only endanger innocent bystanders.
Oh yes with our college degrees and stiff minimum GPA requirements we need the simplest devices possible.
My Texas CHL says I'm licensed to carry one of those super advanced and complicated bottom feeder things, but that's too complicated for me, I don't know how I ever qualified with it. I'm one of those dumbass "left leaning teachers with next to no training".
You know what screw the whole thing and just put a bucket of rocks in the faculty lounge.
The sheer amount of disrespect and hatred for the American educator on this forum is just astonishing.