What's the best gun for a driveby?

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What's the best gun for a driveby? April Fools!

So I was in tha hood with my homies, drinkin forties and smoking weed, and some guy just steps on my sneakers. That's obviously a sign of disrespect, so I'm gonna go do a driveby on his house.

I was thinking my gold plated AK, but I do like my Tec-9 and Jennings J9. I wanted that M60 that guy lost, but that was like 2-3 Gs, way too expensive.

Any ideas?

Thanks fellow high roaders.
 
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I've thought about this carefully and have come to the conslusion that... I have no idea how to respond to this question. :)

P.S. Did you change your location to "The Streetz of Compton" just for this thread? You're insane!

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you should go real old skool on them prehaps a .50 flintlock that will teach the homeboys a lesson
 
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I recommend Tam's left handed M&P. That way you can keep your right hand on the steering wheel. I have dibs on it though! She's selling off her Smith & Wessons and her 1911s today.

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What car are you using, what speed are you intending waht side of th car are you in front or back, are you expecting return fire. To many uanasered questions to reply
 
There have been a few good suggestions. Have you thought of using an RPG of any sort? I'd recommend popping in Grand Theft Auto and practicing a little. You can also try out different weapons and see the results. You gotta practice to ensure maximum innocent lives lost.
 
Much like the American Indians, I prefer to 'count coup'. In this case, I would throw rotten tomatoes, oranges, and avacadoes.
While riding past the offenders house, I reach into my saddlebags for my 'coup stick' - or rotten veggies, as it were - and accurately chuck them at the vile sinner while whooping up a storm.
Me and my Bros call this attack a "Drive By Fruiting".
Quite demoralizing, it is...

Biker
 
Much like the American Indians, I prefer to 'count coup'. In this case, I would throw rotten tomatoes, oranges, and avacadoes.
While riding past the offenders house, I reach into my saddlebags for my 'coup stick' - or rotten veggies, as it were - and accurately chuck them at the vile sinner while whooping up a storm.
Me and my Bros call this attack a "Drive By Fruiting".
Quite demoralizing, it is...

Biker
Click to expand...

It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it, sir...

Wooble...
 
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