Why Does Everything Have To Be Tactical?

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found this on yahoo

Oh my God, that 34C MANBOOBS picture almost made me wet my pants. I wish the military wouldn't spend so much defense money on thinking up cool names. They could just allot it instead to making extremely funny names like the 34C MANBOOBS.

Tactical Check book leads to tactical checking account which leads to tactical purchases which leads to a mall ninja who is tactically bankrupt but with enough Blackhawk gear to outfit the entire LA SWAT team. Its simple domino economics.

Hmm ... can you put a red dot on that?

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You can do anything with a welder...

Nolo said:

Oh my God, that 34C MANBOOBS picture almost made me wet my pants. I wish the military wouldn't spend so much defense money on thinking up cool names. They could just allot it instead to making extremely funny names like the 34C MANBOOBS.

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That's not all - to improve the chances of a one-shot stop with this system, we're working on producing custom muzzleloader shot cups for use with buckshot as opposed to traditional sabot loads - in a variety of proprietary sizes, of course. Based on extensive polling, we have determined that most of the former Green Beret and SEAL Scout/Sniper operators on our waiting list feel that their MANBOOBS would be best supported by 30B to 40B cup sizes.

Three very valid points. Firstly, the new term is "Contractor" As in, "private military type".

Secondly, and this is not so funny, but "Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it". You can always pull worthless stuff off of your weapon. You can always use someone else's gear who was less fortunate than you, but better equipped. Lastly, on this one, how many times have people gone to war with the latest and greatest to find out, "some stuff works, other stuff doesn't." Why people emulate what they see. They want the best.

Which brings us to the last reason. Why people emulate what they see. Because they want to be the best. The psychological advantage, of being better equipped, and having the other guy see you that way. For what it's worth, most of the time, the psyche factor can decide whether or not someone is going to try and ruin your day. having worked the street in dress uniform, and tac uniform, I can say that Tac officers command a much higher level of respect. Of course, they have to be able to lift their body wieght plus gear, and run, and are generally in better shape than their uniformed counterparts. Of course, when people are going for the edge, they emulate what they believe will make the greatest impression.

In the past 2 years, I put on about 40 lbs. Got fat, got lazy. Got old. The most tactical thing you can do? Stay in shape. Best defense for SHTF I can think of. I am kicking myself badly for becoming an armchair warrior. Luckily, I have to go back to work for a little while, at least. May get an opportunity to shave a few lbs in the process. And that, my friends, is really what tactical is all about.

Great point Stretchman. PT and good health is about the best tactical and strategic thing any of us can do. Any life or death situation, from a Katrina disaster, mugging, zombies,or being stranded in the wilderness, being in good shape is going to be a great help.

"tactical" means "black ballistic nylon"

Just can't get enough of "tactical black ballistic nylon".

I'm so tactical, I'm banned in California.

I want a tactical checkbook. That way I can write tactical checks. When I pay a bill with the tactical checks, the check will come out of the envelope and beat the &*^% out of everyone in the room.

Take that bill collectors!!!

Tactical is not always bad...
My new truck has a tactical bed, and unless I can dream up a better name for it I'll be stuck calling it that. (2008 Toyota Tacoma)

Why it's tactical:
-It's black
-Made of space age composite material (plastic)
-Has several compartments, even an optional power outlet
-has a rail system to which you can mount accessories (tool boxes, lights, tie downs, bike carriers...)
-Certainly adds 25 H.P. to my truck. Once I put on some nice alloy rims and a cold air intake It'll be like 100 h.p. faster

So, even though I don't like calling it tactical, it's the best descriptor word I have so far.

Tacticool is not aaaalll bad. I have an AR set up just like my good ol' M-4 was. The "telescoping" not collapsable stock is kind of ugly, but it fits snug into my shoulder pocket better. I have an aimpoint and an attachment for my sure fire. I also have a laser sight that I haven't used yet. I even have a "tactical" vest for ease of access to extra mags. I set it up this way, because I was trained to fight that way. I guess that is the edge of tactical geekyness, but I can dish out some pretty nasty fire. If Osama Bin Husein Achmedinajad sends his buds after me.... lets just say his fav five will have some new empty slots to fill.

Better get your tactical check books now while you still can. There'll be a law against them as soon as the libs realize they're being manufactured and sold to the public. After that you'll have to be a LEO to get one. (I think they're already against the law in NY. )

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Screeeeeech!


That is a STI attached to nice blond lady dressed in black that shoots "thumbs low and forward".

Southern Interpretation : We got a blond babe on stage 4 with a STI !!

Not what you say but how you say it ...or something like that...

I will stop buying Black Guns when they make something darker.

SM

Yeah, even wearing black, the Swedish Bikini Team can brighten up a gun range.

I sort of understand what you're saying, something like

It don't matter what it looks like when you're doing what you're doing -
it just matters what you're doing when you're doing what it looks like you're doing. (My bad memory recollecting an old Funkadelic lyric, maybe)

I think Lloydkristmas and Sleeping Dog win the thread, between those two posts.

Whelp, like the old saw sez :
If'n you keep on doing what you always did, you'll keep on getting what you always got

Just me mind you, in Post 84 , but that nice STI with the nice blond lady shooting it seems to be making quick effective hits...

i think BlackHawk makes a Tactical coffee mug. sorry, i meant "BlackHawk!" not "BlackHawk." i just found it, wait, it's called a Tactical Caffeine Transfer Unit. where did i find it? off a Google search, and guess who is selling it? Tactical-Store.Com......:

http://www.tactical-store.com/ts-bw-un-90cm01bk.html



funny, it looks like a regular coffee mug, only black, and has the BlackHawk! logo on it.

my friend just bought a new H3, it's the "tactical" edition. that means it has its Wheels, Brushguard, Tubular Assist Steps, and Spare Tire Cover, all in black, with "Tactical" badging on it.

if you want to sell it, call it "tactical" or "SWAT", make it in black, and someone will buy it:

wow...I didn't know I was such a trend setter. Hell, I had a black checkbook cover 30 years ago.

LOL I spit drink all over when I read the XXXL panchos LOL