Appleton police nab burglar drenched in barbecue sauce

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Ok, I'll admit that I laughed at the comments. If you read through them you'll find some people who knew the homeowners. The homeowner has a two year old daughter, and the perp has a record.

Appleton police nab burglar drenched in barbecue sauce

The Post-Crescent

APPLETON — Police early today arrested a man drenched in barbecue sauce after being called to a home for a burglary in progress.

Officers responded to a home in the 1600 block of Wilmer Street just after 4:30 a.m.

The couple living there heard whistling coming from their basement after the alarm clock sounded, police report.

The male resident armed himself with a shotgun and went to the basement stairs to find the light on. He turned the lights off, which led the burglar to ask what he was doing.

The burglar, who turned 35 today, left the basement and put his hands up upon seeing the firearm.

The burglar said he entered the home because he was on the run from the government, according to police. The barbecue sauce, he said, was an “urban disguise.”

The man was wearing the woman’s jacket and the man’s hat upon arrest, police report. His shoes had been left in the basement.

The man was booked into the Outagamie County Jail on one count of burglary.

Items taken from the home included a can of soda — and a bottle of barbecue sauce.
 
Yep, he's Cooked. Going to jail smelling of BBQ sauce. With no Mustard. Well Done, homeowner!
 
LOL LOL LOL!!!:D:D:D

This is the funniest news story probably for years.

The burglar said he entered the home because he was on the run from the government, according to police. The barbecue sauce, he said, was an “urban disguise.”

Disguise from what? From Chicken McNugget haters? LMAO!:D
 
Sounds like a pervert to me. Gets his jollys breaking into peoples' houses and covering himself with their condiments. If I were a cop, I'd be searching around for reports of break-ins with mysterious fridge raids.

Personally, I'd get a bottle of good BBQ sauce and lace it with a whole bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce and put it in a conspicuous place. Every rubbed Ben-Gay on an aching thigh and accidently nudge a sensitive place? I guarantee after that BBQ sauce bath, the guy would be begging for a bath in the coldest lake in Minnesota, in winter. And that still wouldn't help.
 
I had some crafty jokes when I was done reading, but this guys comment beat me to it.

funinthealps wrote:
That joker gives a whole new meaning to "going out and getting sauced" (rimshot)

I bet the officers grilled him good at the station to get him to confess.

Hope he has a good lawyer or he'll be marinading for a while.

He was alone? Guess his partner in crime couldn't ketchup.
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I couldn't re post this guys jokes, as those where pretty much what I was going to write here until I read it. I'm glad he is arrested, one less idiot somewhere.
 
"Appleton police nab burglar drenched in barbecue sauce"

Are you sure it wasn't the APPLEBEE'S police? :neener:
 
Does that region favor mustard-based or tomato-based barbecue sauce? I can see where a burglar wearing the wrong kind would be very easy to spot.
 
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