To me, Saddam looked like the late, lamented actor Jack Elam.
Since we cannot use overtly coercive means to extract information from this hump, how soon do you think it will be before we let our friends in Jordan or Israel or Turkey or where ever take a whack at the old boy. He's sure to be the mother of all informants. Throw in the bonus of others in our custody singing like Pavorotti after seeing 'Saddam, the Human Pinata' counseling sessions. (videotaped for their convenience.)
In the words of Marcellus (Ving Rhames)
in Pulp Fiction,....'I'm gonna call a couple of heavy hitters to come over with a blowtorch and some vice grips and go medieval on his ???.'
I love a happy ending.