Funniest training video ever made?

What, like the danger girls aren't enough encouragement? Oh god, I can't stop laughing... Yeah, forget FLETC, these people are the only way to travel. Can I have a call sign too?
I bet some of their courses are so tactical and restricted that no one can go; you just send money and stay home.

I loved this:
"Raising her hand during CQB training, she points to her opponent already on the ground, "Can I kick him again?"
Under the recent revision of CDT 0341, Montana is ready to pull the slack out of Alpha Team, and looking ahead towards the future of CDT. Whatever that future holds one thing is for certain, Montana Speirs will still be smiling."

I don't think she'll be smiling when she sees the sort of guys show up who'd pay to lie on the ground and have a 21 year old girl kick them.

My 10 year old son just pointed out most of the goofs in this! Seems it'd be awful easy to pop that dude in the bushes with the AR from, what 20 yards maybe? Staying out in the open like that is an invitation to a trip home in a body bag. My tail would have been in the river PQD, firing all the way there.
Well, I'll agree with I_Am_Here_To_Learn, this is the perfect Alphabet Soup Agency/UN training tape! PS, nice shotgun, got one just like it!

In the way of contructive criticism....

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That was about as lame as it gets! Talk about wasting ammo.

I'm sure it gets a lot of inquiry from the "1337".

Um,



Can I say "GIMME A BREAK"

One crew-serve and they would have been toast.

Who ever hear of supressive fire with a hand gun?

I asked my nine year old daughter what she would do once her rifle or shotgun ran dry:

A) Would you throw it down and take out your handgun?

B) Would you sling it and take out your handgun?

She chose B. And we are not really a gun family. Not yet anyway.


I've watched the thing a couple of times and I can't figure out what the dude in the weeds is shouting. Any one get what he is saying?

What a crock...

OMGLOLROFLWTFBBQ @ that



I like that BHP Practical and the chick wiedling it Oooo la la

Other than that, a waste of time.....LoL

It sounds like the dude is screaming he wants to go get a mocha latte, but contextually that does not fit.

So the rifle bunny looks down to get her handgun out thus taking her eyes off of where the threat is. This, I assume is a big no-no. It also takes her a bit of time to do this....so why not reach for another mag for the rifle?


I like that their last names are Winters and Chase. That would be a great show.

They're not just gun bunnies, they're private eyes! Next on FOX.

That was like one of those B movies with the hot chicks in it! I guess after they crossed the river they had to get out of those wet clothes and bathe in a waterfall or something.

So the rifle bunny looks down to get her handgun out thus taking her eyes off of where the threat is.

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Hahahaha yea I noticed they both had to look down at their holster to find their gun.....classic....

Ok, here is my favorite part.

They have a section on a new custom pistol that they are bringing to market, and how it is the perfect pistol ect ect ect...blah blah blah.

They talk about how they wanted a 9mm 1911, but

"However, the standard 5-inch 1911 just looked way too big in the hands of our smaller girls, like she was shooting her daddy's pistol, so the search was on for a 9mm 1911 Commander. Problem is, nobody makes them. "

It's not that it was too big, or didn't fit their hands, it looked too big.

Is this company more concerned with looks or results and capabilities?

Oh, also, they said they wanted it in 9mm basically because its chaper to shoot, then go on about how its going to be chambered in 9x23. Doesn't that remove that particular advantage?

I.G.B.

"so the search was on for a 9mm 1911 Commander. Problem is, nobody makes them."

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahaha........sigh.......

Oh, and I almost forgot, right when the film clip ends, and they are only 1/2 across the river, both out of ammo....

Well, what are they going to do now? They still have to make it across the rest of the river without anyone hitting them.

Or were all of the "tangos" killed with their ultra precision shooting (ie randomly shooting the shotogun from the hip). There was a few seconds where the girl with the shotgun looked like she hit about 5 feet in front of her. :banghead:

I.G.B.

It looked like she could barely pump the thing. This video's gonna have me in stitches for awhile....lol

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http://www.groundzerointernational.com/staff1.htm

They seem to have some people who should know what they are doing...

Call me crazy, but firing a pump shotgun from the hip while kneeling in an open field at an "enemy" somewhere in the brush is not a good idea.

Not to mention the AR-wielder:

"I'm out!" (throws rifle to the ground like a bag of trash)

I like how they teach small unit tactics...so when faced with only one opponent, armed with only a handgun... (I can only go by what is shown)

They, who outnumber him 2/1, with long arms and sidearms (each with limited ammo), and "superior" training, with no cover/concealment and a water obstacle to their rear...decide to break contact? Real "Danger Girls" would have brought the fight to him, moving forward and away from each other and whatever one he drew a bead on would have gotten shot by the other one.

Maybe they are "Danger Girls" 'cause the training taught there is dangerous to the recipient?

In their defense.....


Taken from their website: http://www.groundzerointernational.com/gztv.htm

"First things first...read the text on the page kids, don't just look at the pictures. This page is for entertainment purposes only.

Yes, they are using live rounds...

No, this is not part of a serious training session...

If you can't tell the difference, you may need therapy"

Um, now it's not as fun anymore... Since I already needed therapy, I'll add this to the list!

Hey, I thought the person defending them would have 1 post, not 190 and be a regular member!

Were you looking for something like:

"Oh yeah, it must be a good training center because they behave like people in movies! And we all know that movies speak the truth in reality!"

or something to that effect?

That's a good one! Actually, I was just paraphrasing fix 's earlier post. I also liked the idea about nekkid with full camo paint!

Did the one chick have a DE???

This one is hotter, BTW:

"First things first...read the text on the page kids, don't just look at the pictures. This page is for entertainment purposes only.

Yes, they are using live rounds...

No, this is not part of a serious training session...

If you can't tell the difference, you may need therapy"

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Oh darn there you go and ruin all our fun....