Bench mounted AR15 brass catcher

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Are you tired of crawling around on the ground looking for your 223 brass? Sick of watching your carefully prepped brass twirl off into the weeds? Fed up with flimsy mesh bags hanging off the side of your gun? Well no more! Designed by a real life engineer with 3/4s of a college degree and brought to life through literally minutes of extensive prototyping and design work, we have created the ultimate AR15 brass catcher to end all brass catchers!

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From the makers of the Spishak brand ovens for kids comes the Catch-a-mor-brass Precision Shooters Tub 920000XT! Through our semi exclusive supplier arrangement with Home Depot we have managed to acquire the finest plastic tubs available. Manufactured exclusively for us and anyone else that finds them deep in the orient, these tubs are made from the only the best recycled cool whip tubs available. Once at our state of the art manufacturing facility in the heart of the USA, the lids are machined by our trained craftsman one by one to exacting standards with our industry leading manufacturing tools.

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We have managed to cut our expenses by not paying taxes or insurance, and also by paying our craftsmen in sandwiches so we can pass the savings on to you! For a limited time only we are offering the Spishak brand Catch-a-mor-brass Precision Shooter Tub 920000XT for only 32 easy daily payments of $3.84 plus shipping, processing, packaging, and 15% gratuity!!!! And if you order in the next 12 seconds you can get 2 for the price of 3!

Call 555-GET-TUB today!

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Oh and you can carry your junk in it!

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My wife sez: "Go ahead and order one of those suckers.......... therez one born every minute." Where do I insert my credit card?!!!!
 
Thanks for the marketing tips guys, next week we will be releasing our new model, the Tactical Precision Universal All Weather Brass-O-matic 3,700,004 X-TAC Deluxe. We are also working on a bracket to mount this directly to the side of the gun with convenient self tapping screws for you run and gun type shooters. Magpul contacted us looking to license this, they are are going to call it the P-Bucket.
 
Yes, yes. But will it julianne potatoes for garden fresh fries?

And if I order two will I recieve the Little Johnny pocket laser as well?:D

Who am I trying to kid, you had me at Spishak!
 
Are you tired of crawling around on the ground looking for your 223 brass? Sick of watching your carefully prepped brass twirl off into the weeds? Fed up with flimsy mesh bags hanging off the side of your gun? Well no more! Designed by a real life engineer with 3/4s of a college degree and brought to life through literally minutes of extensive prototyping and design work, we have created the ultimate AR15 brass catcher to end all brass catchers!

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From the makers of the Spishak brand ovens for kids comes the Catch-a-mor-brass Precision Shooters Tub 920000XT! Through our semi exclusive supplier arrangement with Home Depot we have managed to acquire the finest plastic tubs available. Manufactured exclusively for us and anyone else that finds them deep in the orient, these tubs are made from the only the best recycled cool whip tubs available. Once at our state of the art manufacturing facility in the heart of the USA, the lids are machined by our trained craftsman one by one to exacting standards with our industry leading manufacturing tools.

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We have managed to cut our expenses by not paying taxes or insurance, and also by paying our craftsmen in sandwiches so we can pass the savings on to you! For a limited time only we are offering the Spishak brand Catch-a-mor-brass Precision Shooter Tub 920000XT for only 32 easy daily payments of $3.84 plus shipping, processing, packaging, and 15% gratuity!!!! And if you order in the next 12 seconds you can get 2 for the price of 3!

Call 555-GET-TUB today!

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Oh and you can carry your junk in it!

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This is quite possibly the funniest post I have ever seen, major ingenuity and many laughs
 
I use the brass catchers and leave them unzipped with a towel under it so the brass will stay on the table.
 
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