Carrying *Down Below*

[Cosmoline]

OK, I've heard third-hand and through Sillywood movies of instances where people carry some tiny little piece *down below.* I'm not asking for personal confessions here, but does anyone know if this is even possible? I mean, are there uber-tactical holsters for it? Or is it all nonsense?

 

[CleverNickname]

Serbu Buttmaster

If this one's 'possible' I don't want to know about it.

 

[Dave R]

Thunderware or Smartcarry is as low as I'm ever gonna go.

 

[What No Gravy?]

"Serbu Buttmaster

If this one's 'possible' I don't want to know about it."

 

[Chuck Jennings]

Talk about DEEP concealment!

 

[only1asterisk]

I've seen things carried there (and the other place as well). Access is slow and the idea of a Seecamp tucked under my "gun" doesn't do anything for me either. I can't see it being comfortable.

Reminds me of the inmate that tried to smuggle a hacksaw blade into the prison. Everything went ok until he tried to remove it. Did you know there is a wrong way and a right way to "insert" a hacksaw blade? Neither did he!


David

 

[SMLE]

the idea of a Seecamp tucked under my "gun" doesn't do anything for me either.

But if you draw the wrong "gun" in a defense situation, it might just have more 'intimidation factor" than the Seecamp. Especially if you then break into a huge grin and advance menacingly.

Mugger: Gimmi yer money!

Victim: ZIIIP! Swish! HAH!

Mugger: HOLY ****!

 

[Dave Markowitz]

SMLE -- LOL!

"Excuse me while I whip dis out!"

 

[geekWithA.45]

The Serbu Butt Master:

An elegant weapon, of a more civilized age.


In order to wield it effectively, you must be able to aim upside down and leaning over, lining the shot up through your knees, and activating the trigger requires the sphicteral dexterity only attainable by fully trained Jedi knights.

The many years of training necessary to deploy the Serbu Butt Master effectively and safely clearly marks it as a weapon only for true masters of the buttocks.

 

[Mr Jody Hudson]

Sick Puppies....

 

[Dorian]

One of our instructors in Police Academy hid a snubby revolver in his underwear the day we were being taught how to do searches.

He did it to demonstrate that you MUST get "friendly" when you search someone because that is a popular place to hide things.... mainly drugs, but guns as well.

He was also handcuffed in the back seat and got the gun out and showed that he could have shot the police in the front.

Just a demonstration, but it had it's intended effect.

 

[Wildalaska]

I got no room for anything else



WildyaexpectedthatdidntyaAlaska

 

[geekWithA.45]

I got no room for anything else

Uh....what's the space taken up with...hamsters?



geekWithALookatWildAlaskaHeSetHimSelfUpForThatOne.45

 

[Wildalaska]

"hamsters"

O really? Freudian slip, eh "geek"...



Wildahamstersjustabiggerbil Alaska

 

[Kinsman]

Aren't guns illegal in Australia?

 

[Teufelhunden]

It can be done...we had a guy squeeze out a .22 derringer when we did the initial strip search on intake to my jail...

-Teuf

 

[orangeninja]

To master the BUTTMASTER

follow these steps.

1. Aim your backside at the threat while bending over.

2. Moon your opponant.

3. yell out "Freeze or I'll fire this thing!"

4. Lift your left leg slightly while aiming looking through your legs.

5. Clench to fire. If it is inserted too deep...well...um...yank your bits.

While this may not be effective shooting wise, your assailant will think you have obviously lost your mind and go bother someone less demented than yourself.