Classic Quotes of THR

[TauZero]

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All the France-bashers seem to have forgotten who our biggest (and pretty much only) supporter was during the revolutionary war. - TehK1w1

You've probably heard of the Battle of Heartbreak Ridge during the Korean War. As many soldiers died in that battle as the entire Iraq War (to date). But we won that battle. The US and the French.

 

[NickEllis]

Sorry, I just had to post it again.... I had to pee after I read this one:

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Are XM8's Legal?

In the same way that it is also legal to keep the Loch Ness Monster as a pet.

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XM8's look like a much better weapon than an AR-15

According to HK's marketing department.

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they were almost adopted by the military.

Only if you define "almost" as "never, ever, in a million years, no, not only no, hell no, HK can go to hell, go to hell and DIE!"

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I was curius if these were available to civilians

Nein! For that does not fit into H und K's Master Plan. HK despises the civillian market.

Allow me to quote H und K's slogan. HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.

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Yeah, but it's really cool looking.

It looks like the mutant love child of a super soaker and Bloaty the Pizza Hog.

 

[Anteater1717]

Pretty much anything in my signature.

 

[ArfinGreebly]

Paranoid

From the same thread that gave us post #98, comes this gem from grimjaw:

I'm sure some people go overboard, but if the aliens do ever land with rayguns, there's going to be some formerly paranoid weirdo who becomes our last, best defense, tin hat and all.