Whereas various government bodies do, or have:
distribute(d) condoms to horny teens,
distribute(d) clean needles to addicts,
distribute(d) welfare to able-bodied, but lazy, adults
distribute(d) fund to religious organization for the purpose of social welfare
Now, therefore, I do hereby propose the SVAZ True Gun Control Act of 2009 whereby,
All members of the NRA, GOA, SFA, or other nationally recogized pro-2nd Amendment organizations* shall be:
a. issued 250 rounds of 9mm NATO, per annum, for proficiency training,
b. issued 100 rounds of 5.56 NATO, per annum, for proficiency training,
c. issued a yearly voucher for marksmanship and safety training,
d. issued a one-time voucher for 50% towards a 9mm NATO pistol of his/her choosing,
e. issued a one-time voucher for 50% towards a 5.56 NATO rifle of his/her choosing,
No part of this bill shall be construed to imply that a citizen must qualify with a weapon, a citizen must attend safety or proficiency courses, or that a citizen may possess only a government-sactioned caliber weapon.
Education and the tools to practice safely - isn't that what society is all about? So, do I forward this on to The Hill, or what?
*Not only does membership have its priviledges, there is strength in numbers.