Favorite movie gun quote

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"If its a miracle, Colour Sergeant, its a short-chamber Boxer-Henry point four five calibre miracle".

The sargent in "Zulu". One of my personal favorites. Still trying to find it on DVD.

"38, 39"
Teri Garr in "Mr Mom"
 
This is one that I like, hope I get it right...
from Robin Williams in "the survivors"
Robin: "Jack, your not going to belive this, but in my rush to leave the house this morning I went and grabbed the wrong bullets"
Jack: "So what do you want me to do, wait for you to go home and get the right bullets so you can come back and shoot me?"
Robin: "Would ya mind?":D
 
AoD

Army of Darkness

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this?

This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me... "

Don P.
 
Aw, come ON, guys!! Three strikes and you're OUT!

"If its a miracle, Colour Sergeant, its a short-chamber Boxer-Henry point four five calibre miracle".

Stanley Baker in the movie "Zulu" playing Lt. John Chard speaking to Colour Sgt. Bourne in the aftermath of the Battle of Rourke's Drift, Natal Province, 1879!

My favorite ever gun line is from a TV show. This season the cute little blonde gun nut of CSI Miami enters the Miami PD gun locker and stops for a second, looks around, puts her hand to her chest and says "Be still, my heart!":D
 
"I want to introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is the M41A Pulse Rifle..." Cpl Hicks

"What's this?" Ripley

"Uhhh... you don't want to mess with that.."
 
Anyone post this one yet? Fifth Element--

"Gimme the cashhhhhh" :D

"Is that a Z140? Alleviated titanium. Neurocharged assualt model?"

"Yea, yea"

"Hmm.. Good thing for me it's not loaded."

"What do you mean it's not loaded?" :confused:

"Well, you have to push that little yellow button to load it."

...pushes button. Basically loses...


R
 
Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?

Uhh, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster. What do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

One of my all-time faves.
 
The big lebowski

QUINTANA:

Let me tell you something, *****.
You pull any your crazy s*** with
us, you flash a piece out on the
lanes, I'll take it away from you
and stick it up your a** and pull
the f***ing trigger til it goes
"click".

DUDE:


QUINTANA:

You said it, man. Nobody f***s with
the Jesus.
 
skippie said:
This is one that I like, hope I get it right...
from Robin Williams in "the survivors"
Robin: "Jack, your not going to belive this, but in my rush to leave the house this morning I went and grabbed the wrong bullets"
Jack: "So what do you want me to do, wait for you to go home and get the right bullets so you can come back and shoot me?"
Robin: "Would ya mind?":D

That was a great movie!

I especially liked
"...and it has...a folding stock!"
"Why did you buy this John?"
"Oh honey, I didn't get this for me...I got this for us!"

And the scene where the hitman confesses to his wife. That was good too.
And the fifth element mugging scene was good too.
 
one-shot-one said:
but how about a chevey chase movie i think it was best defense?
where he walks to his car and a guy walks up to rob him.
robber: give me your wallet.
cc: gives it to him but as he turns to leave cc retrieves "black rifle" from trunk of car and demands his wallet back,
cc: ok now give me your money.
robber: oh man come on, ok.
cc: now give me your gun.
robber: but yours is bigger, ok,ok.
cc: now go home.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085412/

This is the only movie I can find that might be it...?
 
this isn't realy a movie quote but it was said by one of my professors...my "internatinal political science" professor in reguards to the US military...

"We've got guns, we've got tanks, we've got **** that glows in the dark... we are ******* LOADED!"

one of the coolst professors ever :D
 
this one is from a TV show Called "Firefly"

Mal: Are you offering me a trade?
Jayne: A trade?! Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got.
Mal: What I got? She has a name.
Jayne: So does this! Call it Vera.
 
You could fill quite a lengthy book with nothing but great quotes from Joss Whedon shows and probably still kick yourself the next day for forgetting a few.

"The hardest thing to do in this world is live in it."
 
From one of the Dirty Harry movies:
"You don't think we're just gonna let you walk out of here do you?"
"Who's we M*****F*****?"
"Me and Smith and Wesson...":D
 
Please forgive any repeats...I skipped the last page or two.

Boondock saints(all time favorite gun movie):

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't F'n know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' s***? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid F'n rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.
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Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten F'n minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.
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[Rocco Shoots cat on accident]
Murphy: I can't believe that just F'n happened!
Rocco: Is it dead?
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Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
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Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
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Paul Smecker: Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond s*** never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!
 
Ron White Says:

"All you gotta do is slow the bullet down to 55mph put some headlights and a lil horn on it and the deer will actually jump in fron of it. Boy thats a elusive lil creature"
 
Kingknives said:
That's it! "Deal of the Century".

Thanks!

Another nifty movie is Primal Force.

<Ron Perlman hands a big revolver to the female rescuer>
"This thing could stop a rhino."
"Actually, it wouldn't."

There's another good one by the rich girl about good things to visualize when shooting at the baboons, but I can't remember it exactly.
 
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