Favorite movie gun quote

[Geno]

Pale Rider!

Gotta love those horse-back shots, taking out the pistol on the ground faster follow-ups than a human can blink. But, "Nothing like a good piece of hickory."

But then, "The Quick and the Dead", end scene, seein' the sky through the bad guy is pretty wild too.

"Unforgiven" wasn't bad either.

#1, Pale Rider.

Doc2005

 

[MarkDido]

From "Running Scared" with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines

Danny Costanzo (Billy Crystal) to BG's

Hablo Smith and Wesson?

You have the right to remain DEAD. Anything you do will be used against you. You have the right to a coroner. If you cannot afford one, we will appoint a medical examiner for you.

 

[offthepaper]

I'm the hoot'nist, toot'nist, shoot'nist bobtailed wildcat in the west! (BAM- BAM-BAM). I'm the fastest gun north, south, east, AAAANNNNDDDD west of the Pecos!

Yosemete Sam - coming into the Saloon

 

[iGSR96]

Vincent Vega: Oh god! I accidentally shot Marvin in the face.

Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have f----n' shotguns.

 

[David W. Gay]

Ok, so this is not really a "movie" quote...

But it's one of my favorites.

Homer:
I'm sorry I lied to you Marge, but this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

It helps if you actually imagine Homer's voice saying the words...

 

[ConserVet]

"How can you shoot unarmed women and children?!"

"Its easy; Don't lead 'em as much!" UH1 door gunner to clueless reporter - Full Metal Jacket

 

[MSGT9410]

"Why aren't you shooting?"
" A hiss means it's close, a snap means --"
SNAP
"NOW THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!"
(*crowd unloaded into by M249 SAW*)


"I wonder what Custer was thinking when he realized he had lead his men into a slaughter"
"Sir, Custer was a p****"

 

[Davo]

"Next one through that door gets a...LEAD SALAD, you hear me?!?!"
-Ed Norton, Fight Club

"Uh I like...Fell on a bullet"
-Snake from the Simpsons, explaining to a doctor how he was shot

 

[ColoradoKid]

Movie lines

"A man has got to learn his limitations". Dirty Harry, but forgot the movie..???

 

[skunkum]

How about from "Lonesome Dove"?

[referring to the Hat Creek Cattle Company sign]
Woodrow Call: ...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.
Gus McCrae: I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin.
Woodrow Call: Well what does it say in Latin?
[Gus blusters some gibberish]
Woodrow Call: For all you know it invites people to rob us.
Gus McCrae: Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.


AND FINISHING ON A SAD NOTE:

(from the Internet Movie Database: www.IMDB.com ):

Don Knotts, the irrepressible comic actor who won five Emmys as Deputy Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show, died Friday night in Los Angeles; he was 81.

Trivia for "The Andy Griffith Show" (1960)
Barney Fife kept one bullet in his shirt pocket and his citation booklet in his cap.

Barney Fife was Andy Taylor's cousin. There were three episodes that mentioned Andy and Barney being cousins: The New Housekeeper, The Manhunt, Runaway Kid.

 

[skunkum]

AND A GOOD ONE FROM MARSHALL DILLON: (IMDB.com again!)

Memorable Quotes from "Gunsmoke" (1955)

U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon: [to any man seemingly planning to go gunning for somebody.] If you're gonna to use that gun, you better start on me.

(and because I put that one in, I'll add a couple others for their historical value):

Kitty Russell: Matt, you can't account for everything that happens to people who touch you. You know, I learned a long time ago, there are some things in this life that you just accept the way they are.
U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon: That's pretty deep for a redhead.
Kitty Russell: I'm a pretty deep redhead.

Dr. Galen 'Doc' Adams: I'll tell you why the Hagens live so long.
Festus Haggen: Why?
Dr. Galen 'Doc' Adams: 'Cause they're too dumb to know they're dead!

 

[Vex]

Unforgiven

Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Bill Munny: We all got it comin', kid.

 

[Mumbles_45]

UH1 door gunner to clueless reporter - Full Metal Jacket

Actually it was an H-34 Choctaw, not a UH-1. Sorry, didnt mean to nitpick. Lots of good quotes in that movie. My favorite is "your rifle is only a tool, it is the hard heart that kills" - Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

I think I already posted that one a while back in this thread though. I cant remember, its certainly grown since the last time I looked at it.

 

[IndianaDean]

How about Joe Piscopo from Johnny Dangerously:

"This gun shoots through schools!"

 

[GregGry]

Is that the movie that goes "its an 88magnum, it shoots through schools" ? WTH is an 88magnunm anyway?

 

[pkm]

ww2 finnish veteran was asked:
"What was the rate of fire in suomi KP M/31?" (kp=submachine gun)

The expressionless response of the man was

"Twelve corpses in a minute."


http://guns.connect.fi/gow/suomi1.html

 

[MNgoldenbear]

"A man has got to learn his limitations". Dirty Harry, but forgot the movie..???

Magnum Force

Is that the movie that goes "its an 88magnum, it shoots through schools" ? WTH is an 88magnunm anyway?

Guessing it's supposed to be double of a 44 Mag?

 

[IndianaDean]

Is that the movie that goes "its an 88magnum, it shoots through schools" ? WTH is an 88magnunm anyway?

Yes, that's the one. You mean to tell me you don't have an 88 magnum?

 

[saspic]

Guessing it's supposed to be double of a 44 Mag?

Actually, it's a .858 caliber...

 

[rbernie]

Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.

+1.

 

[Carl N. Brown]

I still like this one. After 120 Brits survive a Alamo stand-off against
five thousand Zulus, Lt. Chard confesses to Lt. Bromhead:
"I came here to build a bridge."

 

[colt.45]

its not gun related but
"mabey poker's just not your game, i know, lets have a spellin contest"
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jules: go it there and get my wallet
ringo: wich one is it
jules: its the one that says bad mother f****r
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"they drew first blood"
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"whats that"
"just a few household chemicles in the proper proportions"

 

[LaVere]

Ezekial 25:17

The key element to Pulp Fiction is the Bible quote which Jules, Samuel Jackson, says to his victims before he kills them. He quotes Ezekial 25:17 as the following:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children; and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

 

[Pumpkinheaver]

When Clint Eastwood shoots the ferry rope in the Outlaw Josey Wales. This here is what they call a Missouri boat ride!!!

 

[borrowedtime69]

some quotes:

- there was a stupid movie i saw starring Charlie Sheen and Emillio Estivez,as down on there luck garbage men. cant remember the situation, but Charlie Sheen is kinda mad after a bad day or something, this guy is running away from him. he pulls out this pellet gun, his brother says something to him and Charlie replys "At this time human life means very little to me" and shoots the guy in the rear.

-Tremors , "Broke into the wrong G. D. Rec room didnt you, you Bastdard!"

- Die Hard :Hans Gruber: Mister Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
Detective John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
Detective John McClane: Was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
Detective John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, M@#$% F#@$r!

-Caddy Shack Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

- The Villain, Arnold Schwarrzenhagger "I got a Zeven Zhot Zix Zhooter"

-Apocalypse Now Chef - "Never get off the boat"