Going to Illinois

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fbodyninja

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Well tonight i am leaving to go back home to illinois for a couple of days and see some family and friends. I am happy i get to see them but sad because of the CHL laws (or lack there of) in Illinois. I have my texas chl and have been carrying here in texas for 2 years (ive been in the military in texas for 6) and im gonna feel really vurnable not having my sig riding high on my side
 
Not to worry

Fbody...

Don't worry one bit. You will be safe and sound while you visit the Land of Lincoln. They have numerous gun laws in effect that will keep you and other law abiding citizens from toting around dangerous weapons. You will find Chicago, under the rule of Good King Richard, with it's unnumberable laws one of the safest places on earth. (Just avoid the West Side and the South Side as the citizens there have not yet heard that guns are illegal, and you as a visitor will not be allowed to carry your weapon.) Governor Blagovich too is concerned for your safety. He strives every day to pass more laws to keep dangerous weapons off the streets of his fine state.

So, enjoy your visit with your family. You can sleep safe at night knowing that you and thousands of good citizens are unarmed...
 
You see,,, by restricting law abiding do gooders from coming into this state and seeing how beautiful parts of it really are,,, this keeps all you law abiding do gooders out and this prevents you law abiding do gooders from moving in here and using your voting rights to kick the evil and corrupt lawmakers out of office freeing the state for even more law abiding do gooders to move in and make it one of the best states in the union,,,,,,
God bless the far seeing, corrupt, and selfish law makers of this great state who look out for all the 'good' citizens here by keeping all you law abiding do gooder free men out.
 
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