Gun related pickup lines

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Yohan

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I'm in a creative mood- here are some off the top of my head. Let's hear it! :-D

-Hey baby, I've got my sights on you
-Hey there, hot stuff- looks like my heat seeker missles are LOCKED on you
-What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together you and me?
-Baby, if you were ammunition- you'd be P+.
-Excuse me, are you a Black Talon? Cause your eyes have ripped my rationality to pieces.
-I'm your bullet- and you're my primer. Now that I've done my part and stuck onto you, do your part and blow. (mods- please feel free to delete this one if it is deemed inappropriate, thanks)
-If I was a bullet, you'd be the primer- cause you're explosive!
-You're nothing like a glock (*thinking of words that rhyme with glock) Would you like to goto a dock?
-You're like a Las Baer- beautiful, unique, functional, reliable, accurate, and expensive- but well worth it.
-You're like a 1911- classic, sophisticated, intelligent, experienced, and American
-I'd let you shoot my reloads anytime.
-I'd let you handle my weapon anytime you want
-Dear, you've shot a hole in my heart. Woah! That's a 1inch group! How did you do that? What do you say we discuss this over- dinner?
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(for the non-guys)
-Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
 
"Why don't you let me do to you what Bill Ruger and Smith & Wesson did the gun owning public?"
 
Don't think I'd want to mess with anybody who turned on to any of those lines.... :barf:
 
"It's not my fault! I always have an accidental discharge when I get excited!"

Okay, so it's not a pickup line. Just hope it never comes to pass.
 
"I got a fifty caliber under here. "

"You're sleek and sexy, like an 8mm Mauser"

"You're sweet, sexy and powerful. Just like my Colt"

I'd probably never get anywhere with this unfortunately. :D
 
Man, those are pretty rough!

I'm with Blackhawk...if be worried about anyone who fell for those lines!

Besides, you have plenty of time before worrying about girls. Build up your dream gun collection first. Dating will definitely deplete your funds.

Good Shooting
RED
 
Closed for excessive tackiness. I figure Art's Grammaw wouldn't like this one much.

pax

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. -- Thomas Carlyle
 
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