Hard to even put a title on this one....

[FL-NC]

Mrs. Fl-NC just arrived back home from her shift at Lowes, where she works. A guy pulls up to the garden section in his truck. Gets out, and dons a complete white HAZMAT suit and respirator (with no filters) and walks inside. An employee (not Mrs Fl-NC) asks HAZMAT guy what his project is, and did he need any assistance. He told the employee that he needed to be directed to the lock section, as he needed to replace all of the locks on his house, since the government is going to confiscate all of his guns as part of the COVID-19 protocol- (presumably, he A- thinks they already have keys to his house, and B- isn't aware that the gov't has the ability to enter his house through other means besides using a key). I asked Mrs. Fl-NC what happened next, and she said that the employee told him where to find the locks.

 

[Merle1]

now that is strange!

 

[buddyd157]

Mrs. Fl-NC just arrived back home from her shift at Lowes, where she works. A guy pulls up to the garden section in his truck. Gets out, and dons a complete white HAZMAT suit and respirator (with no filters) and walks inside. An employee (not Mrs Fl-NC) asks HAZMAT guy what his project is, and did he need any assistance. He told the employee that he needed to be directed to the lock section, as he needed to replace all of the locks on his house, since the government is going to confiscate all of his guns as part of the COVID-19 protocol- (presumably, he A- thinks they already have keys to his house, and B- isn't aware that the gov't has the ability to enter his house through other means besides using a key). I asked Mrs. Fl-NC what happened next, and she said that the employee told him where to find the locks.

i'd (either) like or hate to see what he does, when the space aliens try to anal probe him..

 

[danez71]

Sounds like a Saturday in some areas.

 

[LoonWulf]

Huh, I had a couple coworkers coworkers like that....they owned some cool zombie gear, and we're great fun to mess with....I had Zombie Certified stickers printed....might still have some of those
Just gotta remember the "Truth" is more important than reality to them.

 

[jmr40]

There has been a minor run on ammo locally. Shelves aren't bare, but a lot more than normal being sold. Probably to guard the truck load of toilet paper they bought.

 

[George Dickel]

I was messaging with a guy from the Chicago area and he said at his LGS they were selling firearms like there were never going to be anymore.

 

[Waveski]

Now , here is a thread with no future!

 

[GBExpat]

... he needed to replace all of the locks on his house, since the government is going to confiscate all of his guns as part of the COVID-19 protocol ...

O_K ... so in your area the Coronavirus has not knocked out the Wackadoodle population yet.

 

[Meeks36]

LGS yesterday had a record day. Sold a record number if guns. Packed to the gills all day. I avoid grocery stores during panics if possible. Luckily I'm already stocked up.

 

[Speedo66]

Adversity always brings out the best in people. And the most fun people, as in fun to watch.

In the immortal works of Elvis Costello, “Oh I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused...”.

 

[Odd Job]

Off topic.