Feud
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Heh, that might make it into my sig one of these days.
I hate nosey neighbors!
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Heh, that might make it into my sig one of these days.
jfdavis58
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Eric,
You're welcome to come live next to me. My wife will only ask one question: "Whose is it?".
It won't matter much if it's yours, she'll hold it and OOO and AHH respectfully if you offer to 'let he hold it'. If it's mine, she'll just sigh and leave, making plans all the way to spend at least double what she thinks it cost me on herself as soon as possible.
You're welcome to come live next to me. My wife will only ask one question: "Whose is it?".
It won't matter much if it's yours, she'll hold it and OOO and AHH respectfully if you offer to 'let he hold it'. If it's mine, she'll just sigh and leave, making plans all the way to spend at least double what she thinks it cost me on herself as soon as possible.
High Planes Drifter
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It sounds as tho Bill will take care of this problem - as he should. However, if it continues, I'd simply run it by him, and let him deal with her. Doesnt sound like a huge deal to me; just let your nieghbor keep his house in order.
People like Bill's wife is the reason I lived behind a gate-- and just planted a bamboo privacy wall around my property just yesterday.
There's people like that everywhere-- probably moreso in my little rural community.
But I have an answer.
Don't tie your robe and go check the mail every morning. Hang fake shrunken heads from the limbs of your trees. Periodically scream loudly in the middle of the night. Wear Spongebob Squarepants Boxers and fuzzy bunny slippers. Speak in code. Wink at her as you do.
Pretty soon you'll be so creepy that she will avoid you (but she will still talk about you.)
But hey... its entertainment.
-- John
There's people like that everywhere-- probably moreso in my little rural community.
But I have an answer.
Don't tie your robe and go check the mail every morning. Hang fake shrunken heads from the limbs of your trees. Periodically scream loudly in the middle of the night. Wear Spongebob Squarepants Boxers and fuzzy bunny slippers. Speak in code. Wink at her as you do.
Pretty soon you'll be so creepy that she will avoid you (but she will still talk about you.)
But hey... its entertainment.
-- John
Grizzly Adams
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It's people like Bill's wife why I live in the middle of 280 acres with the house fenced and three 85 to 100 pound dogs running within the fence!
Darthbauer
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I have short walls and my neighbors keep bugging the crap out of my dogs. I go outside with my 870, rack the pump, walk back in the house. Works everytime.
theken206
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"Why is Eric drinking malt liquor in the drive way at 8:30 am"
because he feels like it??
because he feels like it??
Darthbauer
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Or he was thirsty. Thats why I usally drink something.
romma
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Hero, you could drop the pancakes and row boat and she still would still talk about you...
Justin
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This one's run its course.
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