M16 to be replaced with Hydro-Ordnance

[TheOtherOne]

http://www.howstuffworks.com/hydro-ordnance.htm

 

[Kestryll]

Don't forget the armoured cav version....

 

[Ktulu]

This cracked me up...

 

[Mulliga]

Sad thing is, the retrofit is being mishandled. The CPS1200 uses the system of direct water impingement, which has been proven unreliable since the rifle "pisses where it eats." We should replace these rifles immediately.

 

[George Hill]

I saw that...

 

[Risasi]

Ooh, Mulliga with the BURN!!!

Too funny.

How the heck did this get in Rifle Country...

 

[rock jock]

Us civilians will be limited to one gallon per shot capacity, just like our toilets.

 

[Grump]

That's 1.6 gallons per, in my neck of the woods.

 

[Andrew Wyatt]

well, at least it has drop free water reservoirs.

 

[Ben Shepherd]

Who we gonna fight? France?

No offense meant to any real FrenchMEN intended.

 

[The_Antibubba]

Hopefully not the French-they have some of the finest water in the world!

 

[Chuck Jennings]

Fill them up with holy water, and we will be ready to kick some serious undead butt!!

Hmmmm, but what about the zombies . . . ?

 

[Foreign Devil]

I know what this is, this is John Kerry's secret war plan for defeating Usama!