Mosin Humor

[#shooter]

I came across this and it is probably old but I thought was great and wanted to share.

http://7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm

 

[RKBABob]

I've seen it before... but I still laugh hysterically every time!

 

[Nugilum]

Gotta love it!

This has been posted a few times, but it never gets old.

The perfect persona of each rifle...

 

[chefman]

Still funny!

 

[Vermont]

This is the first time I've had an urge to buy one!

 

[#shooter]

I like "What's a safety?"

 

[cleardiddion]

Never gets old

 

[tinygnat219]

I like the "War club, pole vault, spear, oar" and the price... $59.95

 

[Seancass]

This is the first time I've had an urge to buy one!

Me too.

 

[buck00]

You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine.

HAHHAHAHA

 

[sarduy]

ak
You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set.
ar-15
Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle.
mosin-nagant
Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest.
mosin-nagant
When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood

HAHAHA
AK
Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling.
AR
Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system.
Mosin-Nagant
You rifle has dog collars.

 

[Cmdr. Gravez0r]

I still don't know where the safety is on my Mosey. As Sm would probably say, "the safety is berween your ears."

 

[stubbicatt]

Yep. Love the Mosin Nagant.

 

[Spiggy]

uh oh! sounds like someone is coming down with that mosin disease!

 

[MaterDei]

I love my Mosins. They do have a safety btw... if you're strong enough to activate it.

 

[RNB65]

I still don't know where the safety is on my Mosey.

Oh, it's there. But you have to be Mr. Olympia to use the darn thing. It's easier and probably faster to just carry it with an empty chamber than trying to use the safety.
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[kd7nqb]

Its been on here a lot but its good every time.

 

[offshorebear]

To use the safety you have to pull the cocking handle back and rotate it about 45 degrees CCW. It will then rest in the "safe" position." I don't really trust it and its hard to use. Try it unloaded as it may fire when you bring it unsafe.

 

[SGW42]

I'll just throw off all shame and admit that little humor piece influenced me to buy a Mosin a few weeks ago.

 

[biscuitninja]

I love it! Especially the one about the blast pattern from the mosin.... No need to be accurate... the blast wave will take them out.
-bix

 

[RNB65]

Why does an M44 come with an attached bayonet? To roast the hotdogs, of course.
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