Stupid Harley Davidson riders

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Just an observation:

Why do most people who ride Harley Davidson motorcycles wear the same stupid outfit: a pair of jeans and a black T-shirt from the motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota?

If Harley riders are the ideal of American rugged individualism, why do they wear the same cute little uniform? In reality, they are conformist lemmings.

While there "real bikers" out there, the last time I was in Sturgis, (camping at the time in the Black Hills) most of the people I met were dentists, lawyers and other mid-life professionals who don't shave for a week and try to pull off wearing leather chaps while letting personal hygenie go to hell.

Dorks. I think you should try a new fashion accessory such as chain mail shirts.

Also, helmets work. Those who don't wear them are referred to by the coroner as ORGAN DONORS.

I think Harley riders should wear somthing like a vertical American flag design jacket with a nice full-face helmet. How about a safety yellow ballistic nylon?

For you Harley riders who think you're so cool, try riding a road racing bicycle down a hill and hit 58.5 mph on a 15-pound bike with tires that are 12 mm wide. Done that, much scarier than going very fast on a motorcycle.

I really don't hate real bikers, just ones who like to play dress-up in their little uniform before they hit the road. Posers.
 
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It sounds much more interesting in Elmer Fudd dialect, no?:D

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Get over yourself.:rolleyes:

It's too bad that "dentists, lawyers and other mid-life professionals who don't shave for a week and try to pull off wearing leather chaps while letting personal hygenie go to hell" make you piddle in your Pamper. If they're riding, they're bikers. You seem to think that the only way to be a "real" biker is to have a "Born to Lose!" tatoo and a rap sheet.

Do you think because you claim to have ridden "a road racing bicycle down a hill and hit 58.5 mph on a 15-pound bike with tires that are 12 mm wide." that you're Lance Armstrong?

Grow up.
 
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