Otony
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Okay, I figured the title would earn either scorn or the avid appearance of wannabees and mall ninjas.
In actuality, it is far simpler than that. I share that not so rare condition amongst males of my advanced age called baldness! That being the case, I have a wide range of hats, from the Indiana Jones style to your regular garden variety ball caps. I am always on the look out for another good hat, much to my wife's amusment and dismay.
That being the case, I will admit to having cast covetous glances at the ball caps the high speed-low drag types are wearing in Afghanistan, Iraq, and whatever.
Now, one look at my body will surely inform anyone that can both chew gum and breathe simultaneously that I am far and away from high speed-low drag. Rather the reverse I would venture to say. However, reality is not something I allow to intrude when it comes to a good hat, so give a brother a break, share your sources for those khaki, coyote brown, dark earth, oh so cool looking, ball caps.
In actuality, it is far simpler than that. I share that not so rare condition amongst males of my advanced age called baldness!
That being the case, I have a wide range of hats, from the Indiana Jones style to your regular garden variety ball caps. I am always on the look out for another good hat, much to my wife's amusment and dismay.That being the case, I will admit to having cast covetous glances at the ball caps the high speed-low drag types are wearing in Afghanistan, Iraq, and whatever.
Now, one look at my body will surely inform anyone that can both chew gum and breathe simultaneously that I am far and away from high speed-low drag. Rather the reverse I would venture to say. However, reality is not something I allow to intrude when it comes to a good hat, so give a brother a break, share your sources for those khaki, coyote brown, dark earth, oh so cool looking, ball caps.
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