The Bag of Dirty Tricks thread

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As we’ve heard again and again recently, if we are going to beat this bunch of rule breaking GOP misanthropes, we’re going to have to start fighting as dirty as they do. I started this thread for one reason, to get everyone’s ideas on a list of things we as Democrats can consider to stop the takeover of this country. This isn’t going to be a thread for the squeamish, or for the ideologically pure. Best to steer clear if that describes you.

Here are half a dozen ideas to get the ball rolling.

1) Get Republicans fired at your workplace, or fire them yourself if you can – In the belief that all activism starts with the grass roots, do us all a favor, and fire your Republican employees this week. There are legitimate reasons to fire virtually any employee, so avail yourself of them. Not only will it quit the gloating you’re hearing around the office, it’ll stop those donation checks they are getting ready to write. Might also teach them a bit of humility regarding the poor and the disadvantaged. They can be the “Pioneers†of “Unemployment Window Aâ€

2) Pretend to be a Republican, and then cut down the next Republican that you have a conversation with. - The more public/crowed the place you do this, the better. Use whatever remarks you know are sure to make the intended impression. “You’re no better than the liberal scum you claim to hate… get back into the kitchen… Just wait till we win next year and toss peons like you into the field or the workhouse… People in your income bracket don’t have the right to be Republican or vote etc.†If you need talking points, just observe in a Yahoo political chat room for a few minutes and you have all the right wing bile that you can use and quite possibly all that you can stand.

3) Create, plant and disseminate widely “news stories†that discredit GOP policies – A good way to do this is to print out stories in the visual style of a major newspaper or magazine (don’t use the logo or other copywrited material, however) and theme them similarly to the ones that targeted John McCain’s platform last presidential election. Make sure not to slander individuals directly. Leave stacks of the printouts where people are certain to find them – i.e. supermarkets, coffee houses, bars, community centers etc. As in #2 make sure to write these from the right wing perspective, for maximum effect on the target audience. Avoid digital media, as it’s too easy to fact check, not that most GOP voters care to check these things anyway.

4) Contact the IRS and anonymously tip them off regarding prominent GOP contributors in your area. – Lets face it, they are likely tax evaders in any case (that’s why they are GOP), so might as well have them go thru an audit and feel a bit of what it’s like to have a hostile government prying into their affairs. The tax money you shake free will be a little payback to your community for the egregious tax cut they undoubtedly are enjoying.

5) Make sure that you’re the only ride on voting day for a group of hard right types who live out of the way, and then don’t show up. – This works best in low population density areas and poor right wing communities. Cultivate a group of right wing friends and make sure they depend on you for the ride on Election Day. Then don’t show up. Every vote they miss is an uncontested vote on the blue side of the aisle. The right needs a taste of Florida 2000.

6) Impersonate Linda Tripp. – Whisper into the ear of GOP associates to encourage and get dirty laundry regarding their improprieties, and then make sure that information gets into the wrong hands. It’s hard to brag about family values or think about politics when you’re in a divorce court.

Are you really serious about winning the culture war? Do you mean it when you say it’s time to fight fire with fire? Then channel that anger and let’s hear some ideas. Given the thin skin of most conservative ideologues, it won’t take much to have them running far away from such policies and tactics so we can all enjoy proper, principled political discourse in the country again. First, however, they need to be taught that fighting dirty burns them as much as it burns anyone.

BTW- if you want to take action beyond the intellectual consideration of these ideas, please do so on your own. This thread is meant for the mental exercise of these ideas. Don’t involve DU.
 
The problem, of course, is that us Republican's know how to easily counter any "dirty trick" tactics undertaken by a gang of liberal Democrats.

All we have to do is say "That really offends me at a cultural level" and appear truly hurt. You will lose half of your following right there. A well placed sniffle or two will really get things going.

To get rid of the other half, I suggest saying "I hear Hillary Clinton is doing a book signing of 'It Takes a Village' at the campus book store" in a loud enthusiatic voice. Make sure you give them room so you don't get trampled as they run away, holding hands, and singing "Kumbaya"....

Before you know it you'll be lonelier than Joe Lieberman. :evil:

I think Charles Krauthammer said it best in an opinion piece explaining the difference between GOPs and Dems... He wrote, IIRC, that Dems truly believe that everyone is basically good, thereby ignoring 4000 years of human history.

There, now I said it.
[Crawling back into GOP infested foxhole]
 
Dirty tricks???? Geez ... apart from assassinations I don't think too much has been left out!!

I am appalled, if not totally surprised, that such subterfuge should be mooted ... and I ain't being nieve either. I am just sickened at the base levels to which people will sink ..... for them obviously ''fair play'' is a non-event.

Honor and integrity are out too .. hell, it's so odious. I wonder how extremist that is ... and how much it may or may not mirror the overall thinking.

Hang on to your hats folks ... this is only the beginning.:(
 
The sad part

is that the Democrats use the same similiar tactics everyday. Of course when you can run on the issues all your left with is mud.
 
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