The New Yorker wants you to caption this gun cartoon!

[ZeSpectre]

Damn, now THAT'S a squib!

or

Well hollow points are okay but I prefer solids for T-Rex

 

[Blackfork]

If I'm not back in 30 minutes, take the rest of the men and report to Col Bowie.

 

[zoom6zoom]

That volcano over there has killed more people than this thing ever will!

 

[yhtomit]

"The Origins of MIniature Golf"

timothy

 

[Glockman17366]

"I'm glad they invented this before the telephone - do you have any idea how long it takes the cops to get here?"

AndyC...you've got the winner!!!
Did you submit it??

 

[Master Blaster]

Quick ZOG hide this before the women folk see it, if they find it they wont need us anymore.

 

[kludge]

"You're right, Stan, the bullet never touched the rifling."

-or-

"Marvin, You idiot! Open the action and unload before you stare down the barrel."

-or-

"The rifling looks brand new. How much you want for it?"

 

[.cheese.]

I know the inside of the barrel is at least three times the diameter of the cylinder holes, but I built it off of the blueprints of some clueless cartoonist. I will perfect the design later."

"You're right, Stan, the bullet never touched the rifling."

You guys noticed that too huh? I suppose it would work though.... just it wouldn't be accurate at all.

"I'm glad they invented this before the telephone - do you have any idea how long it takes the cops to get here?"

This is good, but needs to be made much shorter somehow. I don't have the answer to how though. Maybe something that gets across the same point without the same words ..... somehow.

 

[everallm]

"Wow, I could fit Jesse Jackson and the whole Rainbow Coalition in here....."

 

[Crunker1337]

Handguns: so easy a caveman can do it.

Civilization, here we come!

 

[romma]

Look Thag! Days ahead after many sunsets, they will dig this up and it will end internet caliber wars for good!

 

[JLStorm]

"I'm glad they invented this before the telephone - do you have any idea how long it takes the cops to get here?"

Best one yet!!!

 

[SuperNaut]

 

[Robert Hairless]

New entry ...

"Hey, Zog, isn't that what our ancestors banned years ago?"

Think about it.

 

[bender]

clever, Mr. Hairless... my favorite one yet...

unfortunately most sheeple wouldn't get it....

 

[springmom]

I dunno, Frank....what caliber for wooly mammoth???

Springmom

 

[Scanr]

Cro-Magnum man

 

[patentmike]

"Cover me..."

If they are looking for an anti-gun message, isn't it ironic that they thought it was only natural to arm the noble savages with spears?

 

[fordman650]

See Fred Guns Don't Kill

 

[Big Cat]

- Grog fear what Grog not understand

- Caveman used tools and became an evolver, Modern man understands a sharp pointy stick is a tool just like a revolver

- Gun not kill dinosaur, global warming from volcano kill dinosaur

 

[elrod]

"and if you do buy it, do you think you can afford to shoot it?"

 

[xd9fan]

New entry ...

"Hey, Zog, isn't that what our ancestors banned years ago?"

Think about it.

Like That!!!

how about

"how liberals approach firearms"

(come on libs..its time to get out of the stone age)

 

[bromdenlong]

"No, it would compensate for my being unable to throw a rock at a thousand feet per second." ('compensate' in italics, please)"

"Cro-magnum man" is probably better, and probably the only one so far that has a chance of winning.

 

[Scanr]

Submit it, I did not want to fill out all my info.

 

[Cosmoline]

Pro-Magnum Man