Bah! IU hippies.
Don't worry, Zero. They are only situational hippies. You know, sticking their tongues out at Mom and Dad by not shaving and smoking dope.
Spoiled little brats raised in the 'burbs of Indy or Chicago who feel guilty for their wealth and ease. *&^%$# the MasterCard Marxists, and their supporting cadre of professors who feed their guilt so they can have tenure.
Wear your hat, especially around the hippies. Tell the hippie chicks it refers to a one-hitter or bong.
Moonbeam to Zero: "Like what does your hat mean, man?"
Zero to Moonbeam: "It means 'come and take it' like what I say to The Man when it comes to hemp. The Man is sooo harsh man, hemp is just an herb, man, it comes from Nature, man. George Washington smoked it, man. I just cry out for justice to women and minorities who are really hurt by The Man, man."
Moonbeam and Princess Headband: "Let's go back to our place! [El Tejon note: I mean to go back and study for class here]"
So, Zero, by wearing your hat not only will you educate the public, especially hippie chicks, but you will increase your study skills and test-taking abilities.
One of my fave anti-hippie black ops was the time I organized a fake "guns and ammo" drive for the people of the Baltic States. I formed the Committee in Solidarity with the People of the Baltic States and handed out flyers outside Woodburn, etc. and the Union proclaiming that I was collecting guns to smuggle into the Baltic States to fight the Evil Empire (circa 1990, during the crackdown in Riga, inter alia).
They called a Faculty Meeting for me on that one!
My record was not exactly unblemished--should have seen what I did for the Ortega elections!
My club may be coming to IU, I'll send you a PM.