Commissar Gribb,
You might consider easing up a little bit. I believe this is just a "fun" thread and should not be taken too seriously.
jeez! is a guy allowed to make a joke?
hehe
we need to come up with a system for political correctness scoring.
everyone starts with 100% because not having a gun is the most PC you can get.
If you refuse to be near guns and move to DC to "get away from them", you can add 300% to your score
for every 3 break- open single shot rifles and/or shotguns you have, subtract 10%.
for every 2 PC semi autos long guns you have (trap guns, autoloading hunting rifles, semi .22s etc..) subtract15%
battle rifles (IE: FALs, CETMEs, M14s, Saiga rifles in .308, etc) subtract 20% per rifle.
now the fun stuff
Anything that can be erroneously called one of the following:
M16
AK47
Tec 9
Uzi
Street Sweeper
subtract 30% per rifle
and...
handguns! almost forgot
10% per revolver unless it's a magnum because everyone knows that magnums can blow through 2 car doors and blow up a truck full of babies.
15% per magnums
20% for autos
25% if it's a glock
30% if it's a deagle
40% if you have "dual deagles"
now my system isn't complete yet so give me some slack.
I project my score at...
-135%
I must protest the rating of this gun. Just because it has been adopted by the Kerry hunting crowd does not make it a sporting gun. It's as military as it gets. This ain't no primary Bambi slayer.
maybe the mauser would get a better rating if yours had the optional rifle grenade attached to the front