Vern Humphrey
Member
This story appeared in this week's edition of the Stone County (Arkansas) "Leader."
Timbo Hunters Tackle Tough Turkey
We wouldn't want to embarrass the fellas, so we'll just call them "Larry" and "Shawn." The story goes that Larry and Shawn bagged their bird and put it in Larry's Jeep, then the two were to drive in their separate vehicles to Timbo Grocery, where they could check the turkey. Larry was quite surprised during his drive to the store, when he looked in the rear view mirror to see the bird standing on the rear seat! He stopped at his house and managed to kill the bird a second time -- or at the very least he convinced it to play dead -- then proceeded to the store.
At Timbo, the usual crowd of loafers looked on as Larry was given his tag to tie on the bird, but just as he did this, the bird jumped up again!
Larry quickly slammed the door to prevent the escape of Super Bird in downtown Timbo. One can only imagine the havoc and tall tales that would have resulted, as if the story isn't colorful enough as is.
"That turkey was running circles in the back of his Jeep," one observer told the Leader.
Larry chauffeured his guest to the family hunting cabin, but showed it little hospitality after he attempted to assist the bird from the vehicle and it gave him a demonstration of the proper use of those spurs everyone wants to brag about.
After one last tussle with the well-armed bird, the hunters were finally victorious. We're assured the turkey didn't make an escape from the dinner table.
We haven't heard such a good story out of the Timbo gang since the kidnapping of Clayton the hog. We're glad to know life is still full of surprises out on Highway 66.
Timbo Hunters Tackle Tough Turkey
We wouldn't want to embarrass the fellas, so we'll just call them "Larry" and "Shawn." The story goes that Larry and Shawn bagged their bird and put it in Larry's Jeep, then the two were to drive in their separate vehicles to Timbo Grocery, where they could check the turkey. Larry was quite surprised during his drive to the store, when he looked in the rear view mirror to see the bird standing on the rear seat! He stopped at his house and managed to kill the bird a second time -- or at the very least he convinced it to play dead -- then proceeded to the store.
At Timbo, the usual crowd of loafers looked on as Larry was given his tag to tie on the bird, but just as he did this, the bird jumped up again!
Larry quickly slammed the door to prevent the escape of Super Bird in downtown Timbo. One can only imagine the havoc and tall tales that would have resulted, as if the story isn't colorful enough as is.
"That turkey was running circles in the back of his Jeep," one observer told the Leader.
Larry chauffeured his guest to the family hunting cabin, but showed it little hospitality after he attempted to assist the bird from the vehicle and it gave him a demonstration of the proper use of those spurs everyone wants to brag about.
After one last tussle with the well-armed bird, the hunters were finally victorious. We're assured the turkey didn't make an escape from the dinner table.
We haven't heard such a good story out of the Timbo gang since the kidnapping of Clayton the hog. We're glad to know life is still full of surprises out on Highway 66.