Yo Mama So Predatory....

[GunGoBoom]

You've seen "Yo Mama So Tactical"

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=145020&highlight=mama

and son of Yo Mama So Tactical:

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=40505&highlight=mama

So, in honor of the upcoming fall hunting seasons, what about for the huntin' mums out there...did this on the firing line once, but not yet here... Ya know,

....she don't wear Enjoli; she use Fresh Earth cover scent.

 

[scout26]

I'll play !!!

...she dropped your butt off at school three hours early on opening morning.

...and picked you up late because of "the line at the check station."

 

[ACP230]

She can't go to Mexico or Canada because of all the hunting ammo rolling around in her truck's console.

 

[lycanthrope]

She low crawls through the grocery store produce working her way toward the ground beef.....

 

[killzone]

She uses Game Ear to hear the nieghbor across the street.

 

[bratch]

She uses "Doe in Heat" as perfume when she is feeling fiesty.

 

[killzone]

She drives to work with her ATV and parks it on the tall grass

 

[killzone]

She does the loundary with baking soda and hangs them on the tree branch out in the back yard.

 

[tuna]

Yo Mama so Predatroy...

She gets Victoria Secret in Mossy Oak...

She can't shop on Sunday... (only makes sense in states where Sunday hunting is illegal)

She calls her kids to dinner by firing a shot and yelling "Got Him!!!"

 

[scout26]

....You had to sleep outside until you learned how to honor a point and do a water retreive.

....When she says "We're going out for dinner.", means that you carry her climber out and you have to drag the deer back.

 

[adaman04]

I wanna play!

.....she has a spotlight mounted on top of her Cadillac.

.....she has a gun rack on the lawn mower.

.....she thinks Tinks #69 is the new perfume by Liz Claiborne.

.....she carries rattling antlers in her purse at all times.