You know...a little editing is all their petition needed:
We, the people, are tired of having our schools invaded by
psychotic youngsters. We, the people, are tired of being
robbed of our political leaders by some psychotic with a gun
or a rifle. We, the people, are tired of passing through
metal detectors on our way to our courts and our
governmental buildings. We, the people, are tired of
being victimized by gun carrying criminals.
While there are many long term solutions that would
decrease the number of outlaw gun operators, there will
always be an unacceptable number of non-compliant gun
operators in a country with a population of 250 million
people. We, the people, are faced with only two choices.
One is to place guards, metal detectors, and other devices
designed to invade the personal liberties of the citizens at
every single place where the public gathers. The other
alternative is to arm every citizen of the
United States of America. Given that we must choose from
one of these two choices, we, the people, choose to arm all
the people from the United States of America.
We, the people, therefore call upon you, our elected
representatives, to enact legislation to provide enough guns and
firearms to all private citizens. We, the people, call upon
you, our elected representatives, to enact laws to:
1. Create a one year period for the United States of America
to purchase at fair market value all guns and firearms,
including hand guns, rifles, and even antique guns and
rifles to supply domestic private ownership.
2. Support and defend the domestic sale of guns and
firearms, whether new or used.
3. Return or resell any gun or firearm found after the
termination of the purchase period without hesitation.
4. Prohibit and criminalize the domestic non-possession of a
gun or firearm after the termination of the one year
purchase period.
5. Provide exemptions for governmental law enforcement
agencies, the armed services, and bona fide museums.