New Recurits
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Moparmike
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Why is he wearing a WWII German K-pot?
Pretty good. No wonder my beagle thinks tree rodents are the devil himself. Evil critters, I tell ya.
Pretty good. No wonder my beagle thinks tree rodents are the devil himself. Evil critters, I tell ya.
Andrew Rothman
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That ain't no hamster. It's a deadly, Monkeypox Virus-bearing prairie dog!
Run!
Run!
ballistic gelatin
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tunnel rat?
What's a recurit? Something you have to do if you didn't get cured on the first visit to the Doc?
P95Carry
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That guy might need backup!!
Langenator
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I think that dog is preparing to make varmint hunting much more interesting for someone.
fiVe
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Their other shoulder weapon is a "Mouser" rifle.
Elmer Snerd
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Dirty Hairy drew a bead on the perp and said: "Seein' as this is a .044 Magnum, the most powerful mousegun in the world, ya gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'"
"Well, do ya, punk?"
"Well, do ya, punk?"
HogRider
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Billmanweh
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the monkey picture reminds me of one of the private catch phrases that my girlfriend and I share, "monkey with a gun"
The two of us were watching the tv show, Scare Tactics (think of a scarier version of candid camera), and one scene involved a guy in a gorilla suit scaring a new zoo worker. Well, the accomplice/zoo worker goes into the cage and drops his dart gun, which the fake gorilla immediately picks up. The guy then sends the call out on his walkie talkie, "Monkey with a gun! Monkey with a gun!" As if that's something that happens with such regularity that whoever is on the other end of the call will know what to do when a monkey gets his hands on a firearm. I just about had a stomach ache by the time I finished laughing.
You probably had to be there, but trust me, it's funny.
The two of us were watching the tv show, Scare Tactics (think of a scarier version of candid camera), and one scene involved a guy in a gorilla suit scaring a new zoo worker. Well, the accomplice/zoo worker goes into the cage and drops his dart gun, which the fake gorilla immediately picks up. The guy then sends the call out on his walkie talkie, "Monkey with a gun! Monkey with a gun!" As if that's something that happens with such regularity that whoever is on the other end of the call will know what to do when a monkey gets his hands on a firearm. I just about had a stomach ache by the time I finished laughing.
You probably had to be there, but trust me, it's funny.
Lennyjoe
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Headline News!!
"Prarie dogs fight back"
After the release of the 17 HMR round used by varmit hunters, the prarie dog decides to even the odds. It seems that the 17 HMR round is taking its toll on the pesky little dogs in the fields and they have had enough. Ricky Shootsogood had experienced firsthand that the dawgs are fighting back. "Me and my buddy Johnny Hotshot were out popping dogs when all of a sudden blam, he was gone. I thought I seen a white smoke trail coming from the field." Reports are sketchy at this time but a Warning has been sent out via internet warning all Varmit hunters to be on the lookout.
Bud Dontknowcrap
New York Times Reporter
"Prarie dogs fight back"
After the release of the 17 HMR round used by varmit hunters, the prarie dog decides to even the odds. It seems that the 17 HMR round is taking its toll on the pesky little dogs in the fields and they have had enough. Ricky Shootsogood had experienced firsthand that the dawgs are fighting back. "Me and my buddy Johnny Hotshot were out popping dogs when all of a sudden blam, he was gone. I thought I seen a white smoke trail coming from the field." Reports are sketchy at this time but a Warning has been sent out via internet warning all Varmit hunters to be on the lookout.
Bud Dontknowcrap
New York Times Reporter
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