MeekandMild
Member
- Joined
- Dec 25, 2002
- Messages
- 1,877
Yea, right. This is really from theonion.com, right?
A lawsuit to end all lawsuits...
- Thread starter Preacherman
- Start date
- Status
Spartacus,
Shut the f$%& up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that s$%&. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the f$%&*@g universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's 'hood the Death Star.
Shut the f$%& up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that s$%&. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the f$%&*@g universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's 'hood the Death Star.
NewShooter78
Member
"You're chasing Amy."
"***** what you don't know about me I could just about fit into the Grand ******* Canyon!"
"***** what you don't know about me I could just about fit into the Grand ******* Canyon!"
Hopefully the case is dismissed by the Power that B.Langenator
Member
Actually, this nut's way around any statute of limitations is the theory the "the Jews" are somehow still in posession of all this loot (does that mean Prime Minister Sharon is cooking with 3000 year old cooking utensils?) and that since they are still in possession of said property, they can still be sued. Of course, and my history may be off a bit here, but wouldn't the Romans have taken said gold (and kitchen utensils, of course) away from the Jews when they got fed up with the Jewish rebellions and destroyed the Temple and scattered the Jews?
And for anyone who is interested, Exodus 35:1-36. I included the extra verses because it includes the context. I think they're talking about how they built that portable Temple ("Tent of Meeting") that the Jews humped around the Sinai Desert for 40 years.
http://www.biblegateway.com/cgi-bin/bible?passage=Exodus+35%3A1-36&NIV_version=yes&language=english&x=13&y=12
Now, the lawsuit I'd love to see: a class action, on behalf of "the Jews" against this Egytian idiot and all the state sponsored media in Muslim nations that spew this kind of anti-Semitic BS, for defamation of character, maybe even libel.
- Status