Okiecruffler
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I wasn't gonna post this, seeing how it's really a weapon forum of sorts and doesn't really reflect upon weapons, but you folks seem to appreciate good steel and it does regard some good steel.
You see, before my wife and I got married I fancied myself abit of a chef, well chef might be the wrong word. Here in the South we call it a cook, if you're good they call you The Cook, and if you're the best they call you Momma. But anyhow, thru the years I had put together a knife block with 9 JA Henckels in it. I didn't buy it as a set, mainly because I knew the pieces I wanted and they didn't all come together in a set, but also becasue I could only afford one at a time.
Well we had been married about a week when I went into the kitchen one day after work to slice me a tomato for a tomato sandwich. There was a new toaster where my knives had been. So, being the curious sort I asked, "Honey, where are my knives?" She bounded into the kitchen, just full of pride and glee. "I bought you some new ones, see." In her hands was a new knife block filled with Wal-mart special, made in china, serrated edged, knives. Oh, and one sharpening steel, not sure what that was for.
Well, my first reaction was to spit and curse, but here before me was my doe-eyed bride, just so happy that she had done this for me, so I just smiled and took the block as I said, "These are lovely dear." Then I added ,"So what did you do with the old ones?"
"I threw them out with the garbage."
Now many thoughts flew thru my head, but they all ended with a visit from the sheriff and my new father-in-law with 2 big brother-in-laws in tow, so I just said, "I'd better get them out so some kid doesn't find them." And I made a mad dash for the dumpster. Turns out I had time to ride a unicycle out there blindfolded, because the dumpster was empty. But I didn't want to upset my new bride, so I just went inside and smashed a tomato into pieces with my new knives. I used those knives for 3 long lean years when we barely had enough money to buy food to cut, let alone a decent kitchen knife. But then the day came when I had some spending money and she was with me as I bought a simple 4" utility knife.
She was amazed at what it costs and was laughing at me for buying it when all of the sudden she got real quiet. "How much were those knives worth that I threw out?"
Enough time had passed and we had been thru worse, so I could actually laugh as I told her, "About $600"
Since that day we've had an agreement, she stays out of the kitchen. If she want's a glass of water, I go get it for her. Marriages are built on compromise.
You see, before my wife and I got married I fancied myself abit of a chef, well chef might be the wrong word. Here in the South we call it a cook, if you're good they call you The Cook, and if you're the best they call you Momma. But anyhow, thru the years I had put together a knife block with 9 JA Henckels in it. I didn't buy it as a set, mainly because I knew the pieces I wanted and they didn't all come together in a set, but also becasue I could only afford one at a time.
Well we had been married about a week when I went into the kitchen one day after work to slice me a tomato for a tomato sandwich. There was a new toaster where my knives had been. So, being the curious sort I asked, "Honey, where are my knives?" She bounded into the kitchen, just full of pride and glee. "I bought you some new ones, see." In her hands was a new knife block filled with Wal-mart special, made in china, serrated edged, knives. Oh, and one sharpening steel, not sure what that was for.
Well, my first reaction was to spit and curse, but here before me was my doe-eyed bride, just so happy that she had done this for me, so I just smiled and took the block as I said, "These are lovely dear." Then I added ,"So what did you do with the old ones?"
"I threw them out with the garbage."
Now many thoughts flew thru my head, but they all ended with a visit from the sheriff and my new father-in-law with 2 big brother-in-laws in tow, so I just said, "I'd better get them out so some kid doesn't find them." And I made a mad dash for the dumpster. Turns out I had time to ride a unicycle out there blindfolded, because the dumpster was empty. But I didn't want to upset my new bride, so I just went inside and smashed a tomato into pieces with my new knives. I used those knives for 3 long lean years when we barely had enough money to buy food to cut, let alone a decent kitchen knife. But then the day came when I had some spending money and she was with me as I bought a simple 4" utility knife.
She was amazed at what it costs and was laughing at me for buying it when all of the sudden she got real quiet. "How much were those knives worth that I threw out?"
Enough time had passed and we had been thru worse, so I could actually laugh as I told her, "About $600"
Since that day we've had an agreement, she stays out of the kitchen. If she want's a glass of water, I go get it for her. Marriages are built on compromise.