A Windows computer is sentenced to appear before a firing squad.

[mhcinaz]

I do a lot of serious shooting to continuously improve my skills, and some competition. So I really wanted to do something that is NOT serious. Then, one of my Windows computers really ticked me off...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBRS8lYHa-k

 

[Rail Driver]

I've been there before.

 

[elcaminoariba]

6/10 until the epic ending.

 

[M91/30]

Being a techie one of my favorite things to do is blast technology. Good work and thanks for the vid.

 

[MattTheHat]

WIMPS. Get some Tannerite, man!


-Matt

 

[cskny]

Ha! I think it got what it probably deserved.

 

[Tommygunn]

Do computers get a trial before they're executed .... or are they just presumed guilty and summarily executed?

 

[Rail Driver]

Computers don't qualify for human rights and are therefore guilty until proven innocent... Think witch hunt... If it survives the test, it's evil and we kill it... If it don't survive the test, it was innocent and will receive a proper burial

 

[shockwave]

Not good for the environment.

 

[T Bran]

This viao could meet a similar fate !

 

[Rail Driver]

Not good for the environment.

Better than say...depositing large amounts of lead into the ecosystem? How about burning all those hydrocarbons driving to work every day? What do they say... something about glass houses and throwing rocks?

In any case, every time I've executed a PC, it was over a large enough tarp to catch all of the detritus so that I could clean up my mess and avoid harming the environment any more than I already do simply by going through daily life.

 

[WTBguns10kOK]

I'd a shot it just for being that crappy off-white color. And 5 stars or the overly dramatic music. Works every time.

 

[CoastieShep]

Yep, been there myself. But I was the only shooter. Amazing what a hundred rounds of 30-30 and .40 will do to one of those suckers.

 

[fullhouse]

I find it difficult to understand why the companies that make ready made computers are still installing Micky$oft when Linux is free. ...

 

[Ingsoc75]

Originally Posted by shockwave
Not good for the environment.

Neither is going from 0 to 90 in a sports car but it's fun to do.

 

[Txtriple]

Nice rockets...

 

[ljnowell]

I had a similar thing happen. In 2009 after my back injury and following surgery I was down in the dumps. To make things worse my laptop died too. My brother helped me outside with my walker and recorded me shooting the crap out of that Dell Inspiron with my Glock 21. Amazing what 47 200gr LSWC will do at 10ft. The video is still on youtube.

 

[Geckgo]

I sworn to people I work with that on my last day, when they ask me to bring in my laptop, that it will be full of little holes measuring .45 inches.

 

[LibShooter]

Is this what they mean by an executable file?

 

[xcgates]

My threats usually range from a simple sledge hammer to my 12 ga.

Right there with you.

Except on any given time I'm likely to be threatening equipment worth more than my life insurance... so that might not be so good.

 

[Tommygunn]

Is this what they mean by an executable file?

"D'OH!" LOL

 

[xcgates]

*looks over at two partially gutted, definitely no longer functioning computers and thinks...*

So, slugs and buckshot would be most satisfying, but what size buck would be best?

 

[Johnny Guest]

A mildly amusing thread

- - But in no way relevant to the THR mission.

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