All you gun toting Scientologists, chime in here.

[Mr White]

After you have removed the mag and emptied the chamber, has your gun achieved a state of Clear?

 

[highorder]

I'd surprised if we have any scientologists here...

From what I understand, there a strange bunch.

 

[Jim March]

Get thee behind me, Thetan!

 

[LWGN]

All clear?

Only if it doesn't have a lingering Body Thetan...

I wonder...which is more likely to harbor lingering extraterrestrial spirits: steel frame or carbon-fiber composite ?

And, the more pressing question, did Xenu carry .45 or 9mm?

 

[Uglyoldpoorman]

These silly really exist but if we leave them alone and ignore them they will die out. Poke them and it makes them stronger.

 

[Justin]

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