Another Episode of "Dear Abby"

[capt_happypants]

Dear Abby,

My main carry gun has always been a Sig Sauer P228, but today, I ran some rounds through my Glock 19 and was surprised with how well I shot with it.

Tommorrow, I'll have to explain to the Sig why she's staying home in the safe for the first time in a year. The Glock is going to ask me why I've come crawling back, after leaving her behind during IDPA matches, never cleaning after a range session, and not keeping her on the nightstand.

How do I keep domestic bliss in the house?

Signed,

Scared in Snow Bunny Country

 

[Standing Wolf]

Dear Scared:

Perhaps you ought to have an affair with a revolver. You may or may not like the revolver better, but your semi-automatic pistols will probably make friends.

 

[Futo Inu]

lol - I'd like to see her reply to that.

 

[4v50 Gary]

Dear Scared:

Peace and happiness in the home begins with a safe household. Statistically there is a greater chance that the guns in your house will be used against a member of your household. I cannot urge you enough to call your local law enforcement to dispose of them for you.

 

[10-Ring]

Dude, they're guns! A couple drops of Militec & neither will know the difference

 

[Devonai]

Dear Scared,

Firearms are very libertine in their companionships. Ask the Sig how she feels about a threesome with you and the Glock. I'm sure she'll go for it.

Abby

 

[BamBam]

Dear Scared,

Take your Sig out for a nice dinner of +P ammo. Then buy her a nice outfit.
Any one she wants; no cheap Uncle Mike's stuff.....genuine leather.

 

[Mute]

Dear Scared,

Threesome!

 

[Keith]

Those foreign guns will break your heart!
I suggest you settle down with a nice American gun from Yonkers with a big butt full of .45's and a classic full-figured frame!

Abby

 

[Mike Irwin]

Dear Scared:

You and your loved ones need to seek counseling to maintain domestic harmony in your home.