.. what do you guys want mercury for? that stuff is pretty highly toxic. you dont even want to inhale vapors of that stuff, much less touch it. the only half way sane reason i can think of that a guy might want mercury for hobby use is in gold mining. i know a guy who is really in to that. we all think he's crazy and his wife is a saint for putting up with nonsense.
i think mercury mining is illegal, anyway. not to mention that refining the heavy metal sludge is very likely to lead to all sorts of biological damage.
anyway, back to shavign cream. i remember one time when a particular adventurous friend decided to find out what happens if you put Ben-Gay on "my gun". he screamed and hopped about like a plucked turkey for about 10 minutes. 10 very long minutes.
ill stick to CLP, #9, sweets, windex, and gun scrubber, thanks. in a real pinch id use Piss, but i sure as hell wouldn't want to dwell on the quality of the stuff coming out after the patch at that point. good for corrosive salts, though, i'd imagine.