Backyard Terror, thought I'd share the story

[HM2PAC]

I want to party with your people.

 

[hceptj]

great story...i woke up the wife with my laughing...

 

[JR1]

Great job!

I might humbly recommend that you soon switch to the ever popular black tactical lighter for your next foray into squirrel territory.

 

[Legionnaire]

I'm sitting here with tears running down my face, both over the original story and a number of the replies. I'm reading them to my wife, who was also laughing ... until I got to the explanation of "dent the barn with a testicle" game. I roared! She, on the other hand, asked, "Why are men sooo gross?" Great story; thanks!

 

[rantingredneck]

Dodge Testicle. I love it. .

 

[~z]

Is the "dent the barn" game just a southern thing? Seemsa lot of folks never heard about it.
~z

 

[RIATAC45]

~z, That is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard. I laughed till it hurt. You really have a future in comedy.