Bread Machine or Glock 17

[readyeddy]

Get her the Glock 17. Throw in lots of ammo. Then strap on the body armor

 

[Redlg155]

With the bread machine you will get some hot buns.
With the Glock you get a cold shoulder.Even if it is a Gen 4.

 

[InkEd]

Neither!

She won't care or want the Glock and based on experience a bread machine is one of the most useless overpriced kitchen gadgets to waste money on that takes up a ton pf counter space. Plus you probably already have one. It's called an oven. It's what the professionals have been using for years.

Go to Jared or someplace and buy some jewelry (about the only thing that holds its value like firearms) and I have never known a woman to not like some kind of jewelry. Just my .02

 

[orionengnr]

Who doesn't care for a Glock 17? I can think of anyone......

Think of me, and others like me.

And next time, don't ask a question if you won't like the answer.

 

[lumpylead]

what about a Glock 17 inside a loaf of bread made by the new machine?

 

[JFtheGR8]

Bread machines aren't all that. We got rid of ours a long time ago. Get a good Kitchenaide stand mixer for her if she doesn't already have one.


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[MaterDei]

I'm lost

Yes, yes you are.

 

[InkEd]

A high quality mixer is a spot-on idea! Then if she was really into baking especially bread doughs she'll have the proper equipment....not some useless thing that resembles the offspring of a toaster oven and an old laser printer!

REAL bakers use an OVEN and MIXER. Think about it....

 

[Madcap_Magician]

Get her the bread machine and ask for a Glock 17 for your birthday. Otherwise you will get a bread machine for your birthday.

 

[morcey2]

There are few things better in this life than fresh, warm bread. Buy her the bread machine and then, in a couple of months, show your thanks for all of the bread with a new Glock.

We have a bread machine, but I still prefer to bake the bread myself. We still use it quite a bit during the school year where I'll throw the ingredients in at night and put it on a delay so it finishes at about 5:00 AM. It's a great smell when you wake up.

Matt

 

[jlbraun]

I've bought a couple bread machines at the thrift store for 5 bucks each and they all worked perfectly.

 

[valnar]

Bread machines are the greatest thing since sliced....oh no wait, they don't do that.

 

[ldlfh7]

Buy her the bread machine then she is happy. Then you go buy yourself the glock while she is still happy. That's what I would do.

 

[tcj]

+1 on the Kitchenaid -- get the pro 6qt model. BTW, it will cost as much (or more) than most bread machines but will allow the 2 of you to make much better breads. Then, after saving money at the grocery store by making your own bread, buy the Glock.

 

[351 WINCHESTER]

If you value your marriage you will get your wife a bread machine. When she tires of it you can get a glock.

 

[JTHunter]

Archangel14 - one will feed you - the other YOU have to feed.
Which would YOU prefer to do??

 

[hso]

Let's hope the point has been made and we don't need to keep belaboring this.