Burro Defense Gun

Wild animal defense is two-fold:

- Understand the nature of the animal(s).

- Be armed.

It's not reasonable, in my opinion, to be "armed for bear (burro)" all the time for a variety of reasons. Make up any such list as you see fit.

Wild animals have instinctive behaviors, and many people are quite ignorant of many basics. Most non-rural people probably because they tend to anthropomorphize animals and their behavior. You absolutely should NOT do this, because you are almost certainly going to totally misinterpret animal behavior. The fact that you MAY appear to be "right" about how certain encounters fortunately turned out most likely means you were really WRONG, but were lucky.

Animals interpret actions, sounds, and postures DIFFERENTLY than humans. The simple act of observing an animal can be taken as an act of aggression, which will elicit an instinctive response from the animal in turn.

For example, once upon a time, way back in 2000, while the USS L. Mendel Rivers was preparing for IceEx 2000 deployment under the polar ice cap above North America, we had training on various forms of Arctic wildlife which could be encountered after surfacing through the polar ice. One, of course, was the Polar Bear. Did you know that simply orienting your body side-on to a Polar Bear while observing it can cause a violent response? It can. Why? We humans don't see this as a problem, why should a Polar Bear?

Polar Bears will stalk prey by pacing back and forth while observing it. When a human does this by orienting sideways to a Polar Bear and continuing to observe, especially while moving around on the ice pack the bear may recognize that as stalking behavior on the human's part and naturally interpret this as the prelude to an attack.

Meanwhile, back at the range, the stupid Sailor ignorant of the instinctive behavior is watching a couple snow-white Polar Bears cutely pacing back and forth while continually watching him walk around the ice pack, looking all innocently curious.

No, the Polar Bear is simply seeing the next side order of steak he's hoping to have served up rare for dinner as soon as he can figure a way to get at you.

Every year, Yellowstone sees far more than their fair share of stupid people who think wild animals like Bison are petting zoo animals, and a number of them are injured as a consequence...despite all the posted warnings.

Wild burros are no different.


Defense in layers applies for wild animals just like it does for "wild" humans. And it starts with understanding their nature, looking for signs of danger, and avoiding wherever possible. Just like for defense against violent humans.
 
So my friend and wife were out in the Mojave desert 4 wheeling. They seen a wild burro about 60 yards off the road. She gets out of the jeep to take some pictures. As soon as she exits the jeep he starts in with honking and making a fuss. They do this a lot as a warning. She stood in front of the jeep. As soon as she raised her camera her he comes at a full run. She quickly got back into the jeep. The burro came within 10 ft of the vehicle. I've walked around the desert with just a 22lr for plinking. Now if you were hiking and didn't have a vehicle to escape to what would you be packing. I think they have a rock hard head and weigh around 400 lbs.
Some folks would panic at the sight of a desert tortoise and need to pack a magnum for turtle defense.

Sheesh!

Here is my wife being attacked by wild burros in Oatman AZ.

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Satisfactory!
And so recorded!

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I know that the Clampers can sometimes get a bad reputation, but I am in the Owen's Valley right now and just about every historical marker is from my chapter, Bishop 395 or Bodie. I am proud to show my daughter what we are really about and will bring my son in when he turns 21.

Now back to donkey defense or maybe not.
 
Throw an apple right at the burro. That will stop him in his tracks

Poor ol' jackass was probably expecting to be fed a treat and stopped when the treatee jumped back in the jeep. Kind of like the little Texas whitetail deer that inhabit the state parks and will walk right up to you. I certainly wouldn't want to tangle with one that meant me harm though. Big teeth, strong jaws, and don't forget the weight advantage and four hooves. I have never been around wild ones but found the tame ones to be very docile and extremely stubborn. Mules are an entirely different critter. One of those that got a mad on for me I would gladly shoot. Much larger and some are downright mean.
 
Couple things to point out. They (the couple) have lived here their entire lives and this wasn't the first time they have came across wild burros. This one was pissed off and mad about it.

For those of you that cry poor burro. China Lake used to deep pit bbq one every year. From the mouth of an old lady who retired from there. She said they are delicious.

I guess this is a third. They did just charge two guys near Barstow for shooting burros. They got felonies for the short barreled rifles and misdemeanor charges for shooting the burros.

Ok maybe a fourth. We were out in Panamint Valley this weekend camping. Went on an early morning hike with my kid. Had a 22 with me again. Oh well 10 rounds of 22 is better than nothing.
 
Couple things to point out. They (the couple) have lived here their entire lives and this wasn't the first time they have came across wild burros. This one was pissed off and mad about it.

For those of you that cry poor burro. China Lake used to deep pit bbq one every year. From the mouth of an old lady who retired from there. She said they are delicious.

I guess this is a third. They did just charge two guys near Barstow for shooting burros. They got felonies for the short barreled rifles and misdemeanor charges for shooting the burros.

Ok maybe a fourth. We were out in Panamint Valley this weekend camping. Went on an early morning hike with my kid. Had a 22 with me again. Oh well 10 rounds of 22 is better than nothing.

I am going to the Panamint in two weeks and am super fired up! I will keep an eye out for those dastardly donkeys!
 
My son went to the Mojave a couple of times. I guess the Army stomping around kept the burros away. The only thing he complained about was the coyotes that had to be run off as they smelled a food source.
 
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I know that the Clampers can sometimes get a bad reputation, but I am in the Owen's Valley right now and just about every historical marker is from my chapter, Bishop 395 or Bodie. I am proud to show my daughter what we are really about and will bring my son in when he turns 21.

Now back to donkey defense or maybe not.
The Clampers are good, cool people in my book 'Matt.:thumbup:
 
I am going to the Panamint in two weeks and am super fired up! I will keep an eye out for those dastardly donkeys!
If you haven't been before - and like the desert - you are in for a treat. One of my favorite places on Earth - beautiful and wild - and pretty close to an ideal time to visit. (I mean, it's too bad you'll almost certainly be killed and eaten by vicious burros, but enjoy it while you can!)
 
If you haven't been before - and like the desert - you are in for a treat. One of my favorite places on Earth - beautiful and wild - and pretty close to an ideal time to visit. (I mean, it's too bad you'll almost certainly be killed and eaten by vicious burros, but enjoy it while you can!)

I have been going there for years and yes you are right! It is beautiful, quiet, and remote.

One of my son's recently passed and his health kept us homebound for quite a while. This will be our first family trip to deserts since then. We all have mixed emotions, but are going to give it a go.

We are planning to head to Ballarat, then head down to Goler Wash, head up to the Barker Ranch, then to the Geologist Cabin, down Warm Springs and then to the Inn at Death Valley for a night or two. That is the plan anyways.

Lots of exposure to the demon donkeys so I will be sure to man a watch, fore and aft!

I was up near China Lake last weekend and entire mountains were golden with poppies. I hope it hangs in there for another week.

As for my donkey duster, I will probably just have the Glock 19 that is on my permit and yes, I will feel well armed.
 
I have been going there for years and yes you are right! It is beautiful, quiet, and remote.

One of my son's recently passed and his health kept us homebound for quite a while. This will be our first family trip to deserts since then. We all have mixed emotions, but are going to give it a go.

We are planning to head to Ballarat, then head down to Goler Wash, head up to the Barker Ranch, then to the Geologist Cabin, down Warm Springs and then to the Inn at Death Valley for a night or two. That is the plan anyways.

Lots of exposure to the demon donkeys so I will be sure to man a watch, fore and aft!

I was up near China Lake last weekend and entire mountains were golden with poppies. I hope it hangs in there for another week.

As for my donkey duster, I will probably just have the Glock 19 that is on my permit and yes, I will feel well armed.
Sorry to hear of your son's passing 'Matt. That's a tough one to endure. Hope you can enjoy the Panamint area. It is someting.
 
I have been going there for years and yes you are right! It is beautiful, quiet, and remote.

One of my son's recently passed and his health kept us homebound for quite a while. This will be our first family trip to deserts since then. We all have mixed emotions, but are going to give it a go.

We are planning to head to Ballarat, then head down to Goler Wash, head up to the Barker Ranch, then to the Geologist Cabin, down Warm Springs and then to the Inn at Death Valley for a night or two. That is the plan anyways.

Lots of exposure to the demon donkeys so I will be sure to man a watch, fore and aft!

I was up near China Lake last weekend and entire mountains were golden with poppies. I hope it hangs in there for another week.

As for my donkey duster, I will probably just have the Glock 19 that is on my permit and yes, I will feel well armed.
I am so sorry about your son. I can't imagine how awful that must be for you. I hope the desert offers slight solace. It is where I go when I need such things, anyway.
 
Wild burros are not common here. Mostly I'd encounter something smaller, maybe rabid. Good thing for me. Since adult burros weigh 350 to 500 pounds, a gun suitable for burro defense would probably kick like a mule.
 
It's the burros by the turn off going to Ballarat that are friendly. Those are the ones that I've scratched behind the ears for. There are burros everywhere right now. The BLM did a round up not long ago and hauled probably 500 off to the burro prison in Ridgecrest. Didn't hardly make a dent in the population.
Yep I love them mountians. So much to explore. Enjoy your trip!
 
Just about every cattle or sheep herd around here (rural TN) has at least one donkey; they're the guard dogs against predators. From what I've heard, they'll grab a coyote's ears with their teeth, lift it up and kick it to death with their front legs-not something I'd have imagined until I heard it described from a neighbor farmer.

Larry
 
Someone had one in a little open trailer on my street a few weeks back. My old farm dog was very happy to see it, and I let him greet it.

I didn't know our lives were in such serious danger!
 
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