Chelsea Clinton goes to Iraq to interview soldiers about their fears. In the Green Zone she asks a Sergeant,"Sergeant what do you fear the most?" Without batting an eye the Sergeant replies: "Mam, there are only three things that I fear: Osama, Obama, and Yo Mama!" Chelsea was speechless...
Chelsea Clinton
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LawBot5000
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Fake and off topic.
Chelsea is working for some jillion dollar hedge fund in new york. No doubt one hand scratching the other. Too bad she inherited her mother's personality and her father's looks. It irritates me when people get ahead in life for non-meritocratic reasons. And no, I have never been a fan of Bush. Either one. But she isn't in iraq, in any case.
edit: crap, looks like the elder bush had a ton of kids. Looks like the american people are going to have to catch on after all.
Chelsea is working for some jillion dollar hedge fund in new york. No doubt one hand scratching the other. Too bad she inherited her mother's personality and her father's looks. It irritates me when people get ahead in life for non-meritocratic reasons. And no, I have never been a fan of Bush. Either one. But she isn't in iraq, in any case.
edit: crap, looks like the elder bush had a ton of kids. Looks like the american people are going to have to catch on after all.
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LawBot, no one thought it was real. It's called a joke.
You're right about the off-topic part. That being said:
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You're right about the off-topic part. That being said:
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Roe vs. Wade
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
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God and the Village Idiot
One day God was hanging out at the Pearly Gates with St. Paul.
"I need to find someone to run for president," he said after a while.
Attentive to his boss' needs, St. Paul started naming off a few qualified candidates.
"Nah, I want that guy," he said pointing to a drunken Texas governor pissing off a balcony.
"You've got to be kidding," said St. Paul, "Not only is he dumber than a box of rocks, he's got drinking and drug problems."
"I don't care," said God, "This is the guy."
Perplexed, St. Paul asked: "What is the problem, Lord, art thou angry with the Americans?"
"No," said God, "I made a bet with the Devil that I could get a village idiot to run for president."
"But won't that work in the Devil's favor, oh Lord?" Paul asked.
"That's all right," said God, "he'll never take Florida."
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Taking Up a Collection for the President
A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
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God and the Village Idiot
One day God was hanging out at the Pearly Gates with St. Paul.
"I need to find someone to run for president," he said after a while.
Attentive to his boss' needs, St. Paul started naming off a few qualified candidates.
"Nah, I want that guy," he said pointing to a drunken Texas governor pissing off a balcony.
"You've got to be kidding," said St. Paul, "Not only is he dumber than a box of rocks, he's got drinking and drug problems."
"I don't care," said God, "This is the guy."
Perplexed, St. Paul asked: "What is the problem, Lord, art thou angry with the Americans?"
"No," said God, "I made a bet with the Devil that I could get a village idiot to run for president."
"But won't that work in the Devil's favor, oh Lord?" Paul asked.
"That's all right," said God, "he'll never take Florida."
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Taking Up a Collection for the President
A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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