Concealed carry at nudist camp

[MikeD99]

As One Squirrel said to the Other

I can see your nuts!

 

[KMKeller]

AAAAAGH! Now my mind's eye has gone blind!

Seriously though, NAA Mini in sunglass case is the top idea. That or toss one with your cell phone in a water proof cell phone container.

 

[bogie]

How has this thing managed to be x-number of posts already? Because it's tactical? Because it involves CCW?

Okay. I've been known to lounge nude in Bogie's Bunker while watching the morning news.

And if this fellow starts talkin' about how to conceal a 6-D-Cell maglite, I'm gonna start lookin' for an orbital vehicle and a nuke...

 

[blackhawk2000]

I say go with the fanny pouch. Seems to me like most naked people would need something similar in order to hang on to their stuff.

 

[oldfart]

Today is my birthday and this thread is one helluva present! I haven't laughed so hard in months! But I have to wonder, after this, can we really call this place the HIGH road?

 

[SkunkApe]

Happy birthday, my dear oldfart,
To make you chuckle, it warms my heart.

Of this thread,
I must confess:
I made it up,
'twas all in jest.

In public places,
I don't go nude.
One's private parts
Should not be viewed.

Rolls of blubber?
I have not any.
Not even enough
To hide a penny.

High Road members,
You are my friends.
Remember that
When I make amends.

 

[Tim Currie]

lol.... thank God.

 

[Mike Irwin]

You've GOT to be frigging kidding me...

This thread should be saved along with the Mall Ninja thread.

Not because it's obvious BS, but simply because the mental visuals are just so bizarre!

My suggestion?

Fanny pack. You need to carry your keys anyway.


I do think I see an untapped market here, though.

Galco should bring out an "Inside the Butt" holster...

 

[Jmurman]

I vote for #1...but I want to see some pics!

 

[Jmurman]

I wonder if someone could make you a rectal Holster. Your wife has even more options.

You mean a concealed *** carrY?

 

[cordex]

 

[Hemicuda]

Wellnow... Concealed rectal carry DOES bring new meaning to the word "packing" now, doesn't it?

 

[Zander]

...so to speak. -- dev_null

Hah! LOL!

Glad I got the coffee-drinking done early today...

 

[Oleg Volk]

attackcartoons.com has an illustration of the solution.

 

[RustyHammer]

.... this is NUTS!

 

[Intune]

blackhawk 2000-Seems to me like most naked people would need something similar in order to hang on to their stuff.

Ha! Not all of us could carry a pouch in that fashion. The few, the proud. I'm thinkin' Viagra if it's gonna be a long day and you don't want to drop anything.

 

[H Romberg]

Carry a towel to sit on. Sew the gun into the towel.

 

[Mastrogiacomo]

Thank God! I think I can almost get that awful vision out of my head and sleep better tonight... What a terrible joke..but you got me!

 

[Justin]

Ok, it was fun while it lasted, but I think this one's run its course.