ive heard a few funny ones over the years but I’m sure there are more.. let’s hear ‘em .
Whether jokes or real stories. No demeaning comments please about those who don’t share our hobbies. And we’re not talking about how to lie effectively... but rather what logic we may employ to get them on board.
I recently heard there is a rule of thumb for how many guns a guy can have; you get to keep anything you got while you were young/single and you’re allowed some gun for every year of marriage plus one bonus gun for each child. ( thought it sounded good until I did the math and realized to live by that I’d have to cull a dozen guns.)
We all love it when a new predator enters the yard ( coyote, hawk, wolf etc.) and our spouse turns to us in panic asking what gun she should use if it comes back... we stroke our chin and explain that nothing in the gun rack is particularly suited to that particular predator but there is something ideal you happened to notice the other day at the gun shop on your way to get her some flowers...
Whether jokes or real stories. No demeaning comments please about those who don’t share our hobbies. And we’re not talking about how to lie effectively... but rather what logic we may employ to get them on board.
I recently heard there is a rule of thumb for how many guns a guy can have; you get to keep anything you got while you were young/single and you’re allowed some gun for every year of marriage plus one bonus gun for each child. ( thought it sounded good until I did the math and realized to live by that I’d have to cull a dozen guns.)
We all love it when a new predator enters the yard ( coyote, hawk, wolf etc.) and our spouse turns to us in panic asking what gun she should use if it comes back... we stroke our chin and explain that nothing in the gun rack is particularly suited to that particular predator but there is something ideal you happened to notice the other day at the gun shop on your way to get her some flowers...
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