As far as being the computer geek and gun nut... well..
I am the guy with the welder and air compressor. And trucks and trailers. And guns.
My previous neighbor, who was in the driveway next door while I was unloading guns (cased) from the car, targets, range bags, etc. to bring inside, walked over and said something to the effect of, "So, out with your machine guns, huh?" :banghead:
I replied..
"hunh?" And opened one randomly to show a plain jane Mauser bolt rifle.
He shrugged, looked at my targets, then said, "When you clean your guns, make sure you are on the other side of the house so you don't shoot through your walls and into mine. Those bullets go right through houses, you know."
Again, I replied..
"hunnh?"
He looked annoyed and said, "Well, the only way to get a bullet out is to shoot it right? Just don't shoot at my house. I see that stuff on the news all the time. People cleaning guns and shooting them clean."
Then I realized that this fella thought that once a round was loaded into the gun, the only way to unload it was to FIRE THE ROUND...!
I offered to show him the safe way to handle guns but he wasn't interested and went back inside. Probably hunkered down in the bathtub all night waiting for the sound of the shot...