Don't Put down the Gun Elmo

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It wouldn't let me edit ANY of the letter from it's original form. Oh well, I didn't want to put my home adress anyways!

Justin
 
well, its both. its real because its really happening, but its a joke because the anti's want to disrupt multiple large companies because of their association with something "evil"
 
Anybody have Knell's email account since we don't want to feed the gun-prohibitionists website?
 
Can anyone post a link to the actual content under discussion, this Elmo Sesame Place NRA safety thing?
 
To the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got A Gun" (With apologies to Weird Al):

Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big bird's on the run
Ernie's dialin' 911
What made Elmo snap,
Was he tired of big birds crap?
They said when Elmo was arrested
They found Oscar headless in the trash
I hear that Gordon's really runnin
Now that Elmo's got a gun,
The streets never gonna be the same.
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Grover's head has come undone
Sesame street's not real fun -
*GUNSHOT*
 
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