FBI list of weapons not detectable by airport security (illustrated)

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plastic blades

My favorite was the lettuce knife. If you've ever touched one of these, you know how poor of a weapon they would make.

For that matter take a CD, and snap it in half. You'll have multiple sharp and pointy pieces.

(And if it's a Windows install disk, it would make a decent expedient Morgul blade.)
 
I have a number of those items.
I have a pen knife.
I have several box cutters. I always called them a carpet knife.
I have one of those cans with a secret compartment in it.
I have a couple Zippo money clip knives.
I have a "tool card/money clip". That little screwdrivers can tighten the scrrews in your glasses, but lets face it; it is much more diabolical than that.
I have a flip knife that I thought was cool when I was in grade school and for some reason, I still have it.
I even have a platic knife that I got free for ordering something or another years ago.

I am probably on a list somewhere for having all this junk that I doubt that I ever took out of the house. In fact, if I knew where the stuff was, I would probably throw it away. Other than the "box cutters" which I use from time to time.
 
Originally posted by: MAKOwner:
I've gone threw a airport security check with one of those Carbon Fiber "CIA Letter Opener" things in my shoe. Of course this was well before 9/11 where they weren't looking for this kind of stuff or searching people.

Sorry, but the CIA Letter Opener, isnt carbon fiber. Its zytel, or some glass re-inforced polymer of that kind. Carbon fiber is much different. Its just that, woven carbon microfibers suspended in a phenolic resin. As of now, carbon fiber knives are only being made on a custom level, by custom knife makers such as myself (its one of my specialties, if I have such a thing) - no production company ha spicked up on it to my knowledge. Its probably just too nasty to work for anything but scale materials. Non-metallic knives are a very limited market, and for a production company its very likely that the only viable reason for putting up with it (its nasty to work), is as scales or overlays on steel knives that WILL sell, because people like steel, and love the look of carbon fiber.

Originally posted by: Diesle:
Did they intentionally leave this out....? Or what....

Plastic Knife

Hasn’t the plastics industry progressed enough to be able to deliver up some very sharp, durable, weighty, CONCEALABLE and lethal instruments. And, wouldn’t every one of those pass right by every airport screener in existence...?

The plastics/polymers/synthetics industry has come up with materials like this, they are just prohibative to production companies, for reasons I stated above.
The only production company I am aware of using anything close to Carbon Fiber, is Mission Knives & Tools, who make some G-10 knives. Although G-10 doesnt have the same advantages, such as cutting ability, that carbon fiber does.
Because of micro-fiber seperation along the edge, carbon fiber developes micro-serrations when sharp - and it will cut meat repeatedly. Material like cloth slows it down though, so again, non-metallic knives are stabbers first and foremost.

Interestingly enough the carbon fiber knife they showed in that FBI manual was a decent design, despite lack of finger protection - but look at the grind lines, looks like the guy who made it was using a dremel tool, and had had too many beers.


A lot of the weapons in there COULD be used like WW-II thumb daggers, you slash at the eyes and face, and when the person is realing, you chin jab and axe hand them either to death, or onto the floor, where you apply your boot with extreme prejudice, kicking their head in like a pumpkin. This is a documented method used with small knives (or sharpened nail files) by WW-II SOE and OSS operatives, and also before and after WW-II, mafia hit men, interestinly enough.

I have a few of those items, or items like them, the Stinger and DTL impact kerambit being among the most realistic aside from the carbon fiber knife. I wouldnt be dumb enough to try and take them on a plane.

However - there is, above all the others, a SERIOUSLY glaring flaw in that "report".
more important than the TOOLS, are the METHODS. With a proper working knowledge of concealment methods, almost anything can be concealed, at least for the moment in which it needs to be hidden. I've seen a damn Marlin Guide Gun kept completely out of site on the person of a guy wearing pants and a polo-shirt, just by using deceptive kinesics. It would have worked long enough for him to trick you close, and then pop you. Longer term concealment isnt that hard either - but it is a skill worth studying.
If they were serious about this, the the manual would be on the methods of concealment, not on piddly little tools. The methods are more important.

But oh well - thats the Feds for ya, just gotta find a way to spend that last little bit of money so it doesnt get cut out of our budget next year.
 
I can't help thinking

that the best way to keep these things from posing a danger is to let us all carry firearms on board. Airline security has degenerated into a disgusting combination of Orwell's "1984" and an episode of the Simpsons where aliens take over a disarmed world with pointed sticks.
 
Ya know it is not those horrible little all in one tool things shaped like a credit card that scares me. Even though we all know what one could do with it. I mean most of them have magnifying glasses on them, and if the sun was at the correct angle through the window. Oh boy this could get bad. But no thats not what worries me its those darn lettuce knives. I mean what if someone brought a head of iceberg on the flight. Its all over. This is so sad it laughable.
 
GlockPhD,
I KNOW! If I don't get my salad made with baby spinach greens, endive, and a touch of mescun mix, I'll just DIE <sounds of yuppie whining and angst.> :p

Actually, with the current retro trends, I've heard that iceberg is making a comeback: the new hot style in upscale steakhouse salads is a minimalist wedge of iceberg drenched in thousand-island dressing. Seriously. I suppose it satisfies the need for comfort food.

:rolleyes:
 
The lipstick knife's best feature is how silly it is. You could slice someone to bit because they'd be too busy laughing at you to defend themselves. Really, can you imagine if someone used one of these in the street?

"A man was found shot 15 times in the city's Eastport section today. He was found with a lipstick knife in his hand."

Instead, the FBI produces a publication of silly toys that could, possibly make it through our security system and then be used to laugh the crew of an airplane to death.

"Stop, STOP. HA ha he he. He's got a bullet pen. Whaaa HA ha ha!"
"Abdul, take control of the plane while I use this sacreligeious crucifix pen to hold back the passengers."
 
Don't be mislead by the size of the weapon. The subclavian artery is only about two inches deep. The eye gate of thin layer of bone behind the eye is only about as thick as your thumb nail. ANYTHING can and has been used as a weapon. We need to ban dangerous people not dangerous things.
 
I walked through security with my leatherman in my
pocket. I dumped everything else in the basket. The
alarm did not sound (surprise). I also routinely put
a couple long skinny ball point pens (the kind with the
cap) sans cap, in my carry on bag which I put on the
floor. Makes for a fine weapon for a throat or eye
stroke.

A retired leo I know broke his semi auto down into pieces
and distributed through his carry on. They x rayed the bag
and passed it through. Personally I think he was a fool
to try it, but it did work.

I'm on the same page with Vi9er. Most of the so called
security is nothing but window dressing for
the sheeple and the ignoramus terrorist who mostly
has never set foot out of the desert.

The best airport security would be to not elect Kerry as
this pacifist blissninny would probably make it unsafe to
travel anywhere by any means while he tries to make goo goo eyes
with the evil dark lord apostate Islamofascists while
singing "Give Peace a Chance" and "Different Strokes for
Different Folks".

grampster
 
If they were serious about this, the the manual would be on the methods of concealment, not on piddly little tools. The methods are more important.



If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times (or heard it said, which is just as good)...






It's Shot Placement, Not Bullet Size...
 
Never could understand having Nat'l Guard (no offense, guys) in airports w/M-16's (even empty). NG should have perimeter security , locked and loaded. MP-5's or handgun-of-choice with trained shooters inside. Guess there weren't enough THR members to do the job.
Stay safe.
Bob
 
vi9er said:

"And of course, they let me keep my hands, considered lethal weapons in all 50 states.(It sucks because I have to have a permit to put my hands in my pockets) "


I just spewed a high fiber muffin all over my monitor - that's the funniest thing I've hear in a long, long time!

Boy, if anybody was in need of a national reciprocity law, it'd be you.


Keith
 
Having reviewed the list, one question:

Could any of you use any of those impelements as a weapon if you needed to?

If you could find a way, so could a "trained" terrorist.

Should be self explanatory why they are not allowed.

Nough said.

Brownie
 
on page 87 of the report:

"PAGER PAL HOLSTER
MANUFACTURER:
PAGER PAL
MADE IN USA
COMPOSITION:
FAKE PLASTIC “PAGER” WITH
LEATHER HOLSTER
NOTE: THIS INSIDE THE PANTS
HOLSTER CAN BE USED WITH
THE PROVIDED FAKE PAGER
OR A REAL ONE. THE HOLSTER
CAN ALSO HOLD SMALL
FIREARMS AND/OR KNIVES."


So the Pager Pal Holster made their list? For those not familiar with that gun holster, check out:

http://www.pagerpal.com/


Man, you mean if I put my glock in there it'll get past the x-ray? What kind of screeners do they have, MORONS? The leather ain't gonna hide it from the x-ray machine, and if you are wearing this and get wanded, I supposed they could think the pager is setting off the wand, but usually they make you take off the pager/cell to put throught he x-ray machine. hrrrm.

x
 
these are few of my favorite things....
 

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The most disturbing image on that report was the last page which showed the unit's crest/patch depicting and AK47. I thought only communist countries which had disarmed the populace by means of force depicted images of AKs on their flags, so why would the FBI....?, uh, nevermind...
 
The most disturbing image on that report was the last page which showed the unit's crest/patch depicting and AK47. I thought only communist countries which had disarmed the populace by means of force depicted images of AKs on their flags, so why would the FBI....?, uh, nevermind...
 
Based on a post from right here at THR, I tried a little experiment at Xmas.

I bought some heavy-duty one inch diameter lexan tube from this outfit. Had them cut me couple 18 inch sections and provide plastic endcaps. This stuff, btw, is dense and hard. An 18 inch section is pretty handy and effective impact weapon.
So, my GF was flying down to Florida to stay with her 'rents over Xmas. I filled one of the 18" sections up with M&M's and capped it. Had her take it on board in her carry on luggage. Told her that if the TSA put up a fuss, just to let them confiscate it. Figured they might do that anyway just because they wanted the candy.
Bottom line? She flew down with it full and back with it empty and nobody batted an eye.
 
i sent a bag with a video camera, a digital SLR and ~ 10 feet of BNC video cable
through Xray 2 weeks ago

they did not open the camera bag to look at any of it
 
Anyone that takes over a plane with that Jeff Gordon helmet knife deserves a place in heaven with all the trimmings.
 
"... One would be better off with a good kubotan (even a mini-mag-lite or a Mont Blanc pen) ... ... until it's illegal to carry THEM on an airplane...."

For what it's worth, a TSA security type at Bradley Field (Conn.) told me I had to either give up or check the kubotan on my keyring when I was boarding a flight there just before the first of the year. I was running late, so I gave it up. First time that's ever happened.

Gene.
 
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