That could be arranged........tho honestly authenticity would be hard to prove, muh squiggle looks kinda like ....a squiggle.Any of the stuff signed? Letter of authenticity? You know, in case someone needs provenance proving it once belonged to the patron saint of free gun stuff...
Has he been known to carry a ruler?
While I did attend a church school, I was only ever on the receiving end...and it was a thrown bible......More likely a paddleboard if my experience in catholic school is to be relied upon.