Funny--- tactical gear

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"...unlike other shot glasses, will not break when dropped."

And for a buck?

I gotta get a few of these.
 
Not bad ... but to be TRULY tactical, that 8oz Portable Tactical Hydration Device needs to be a 236.6 ml Portable Tactical Hydration Device. And it should be black.
 
That is classic. DPMS just moved to top of my list if I ever decide to get an AR. Love companies that show humor.
 
way to go dpms,that is hilarious, I'm going to have to email this to my friends.

now what will be really funny is all of the mall ninjas that will tell us about the tactical dpms travel mug they bought that "can deflect .30 cal armor piercing rounds"
 
Those are great! I'm already considering one of their .308 EBRs, now I like them even more.
The best part is there will invariably be some mall ninjas that will order them because of their tactical status.

Don't forget to keep your grape warm! Tactical Hat
 
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I know Blackhawk used to make a "tactical coffee retention device" that could also be used as an "impact weapon platform" in an emergency. (you know, a coffee cup with their logo on it.) I wonder if they still do.
 
DoubleTapDrew,

Thanks for picking up the tactical cap. I forgot that one, and it's the best!

Now you can look as Tactical as the guy in the picture with this DPMS Cold Weather Tactical Cap!

Great for Cold Weather Tactical operations.

Available in Black, Tan, Military Camo and for the Tactical Lady, Pink Camo.


-- John
 
Ask and ye shall receive, 1911NM...
 

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Until fairly recently, I guess I had some tactical underwear... substantial holes in the back, and awfully gray. You figure it out.

(Hey, you single guys have probably had 'em too, so I don't wanna catch too much grief about this.) A couple of years ago, I had a TIA (mild stroke) and went to the hospital. I was there for a couple days As luck would have it, the day before, I had been to Wallyworld and just happened to be wearing some shiny new ones. Mom would've been so proud.
 
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